有趣的是，我根本不喜欢喝酒。 Funny thing is, I don't even like drinking.
我做了24年的事，而且做得很好，这听起来很奇怪，谢谢，但我不是特别喜欢酒的味道。 Sounds strange for something I've been doing for 24 years and doing very well, thank you, but I don't particularly like the taste of liquor.
我喜欢酒吧。 I like bars.
我喜欢你在酒吧里遇到的人。 I like the people you meet in bars.
偶尔，我甚至喜欢和我一起从酒吧回家的人，但是……酒从来都不是刺激。 And occasionally, I've even liked the people I've gone home with from bars, but... the drinks were never the thrill.
我的意思是，纯粹的饮酒享受，双层巧克力奶昔轻松获胜，但它不会让你在费城一个寒冷的雨夜度过30分钟。 I mean, for pure drinking enjoyment, a double chocolate milkshake wins hands down, but it won't get you through 30 minutes of a cold, rainy night in Philadelphia.
我喜欢……手里拿着一杯饮料。 I like... holding a drink in my hand.
我是说，我知道它会去哪里，会有什么感觉。 I mean, I know where it's going and how it's gonna feel.
我喝酒的时候很有趣。 I'm funny when I drink.
呀……这让我很有趣。 Jeez... it makes me funny.
不幸的是，我不记得我喝醉的时候说过什么，但仍然和我说话的几个人说我非常有趣。 Unfortunately, I don't happen to remember anything I have ever said while I was drunk, but the few people who still talk to me tell me I'm funny as hell.
我,呃…你知道，我以前来过这里。 I've, uh... I've been here before, you know.
我不是指这个干洗店。 I don't mean this particular dry-cleaning establishment.
它们都差不多，不是吗? They're all pretty much the same, aren't they?
孩子，我希望我们这次能做好，因为我不会再回来了。 Boy, I hope we can get it right this time because I'm not coming back again.
我想要的工作。 I wanna work.
我想知道我能连续演六个月的戏，而且不会有那种崩溃的感觉。 I wanna know I can get through a six-month run of a play and not have that falling-apart-at-the-seams feeling come over me.
我想和我女儿一起过周末不用把手藏起来免得她看到手抖。 I wanna spend weekends with my daughter and not have to hide my hands so she won't see them shaking.
我想在下午5点经过一个酒吧，然后知道我有足够的力气继续走下去。 And I wanna walk past a bar at 5:00 in the afternoon and know that I'm strong enough just to keep right on walking.
这就是我想要的。哈。 That's what I want. Heh.
我真正想要的是双份孟买马提尼加一点花样和肖恩·康纳利在阿卡普尔科度周末。 What I'm really hoping for is a double Bombay martini with a twist and a weekend in Acapulco with Sean Connery.
我就想问问。 Ah, just thought I'd ask.
你今天一定很漂亮，对吧? You had to look gorgeous today, right?
我能为您效劳吗? Can I help you?
是的。我来接海恩斯太太。 Yes. I'm here to pick up Mrs. Hines.
你的名字吗? Your name, please?
兰道。托比兰道。我迟到了。 Uh, Landau. Toby Landau. I'm late.
我在长岛很糟糕。 I'm terrible on Long Island.
请稍等。 One moment, please.
兰道太太来了。你得到一切吗? Mrs. Landau is here. You got everything?
我少了33磅。 I'm missing about 33 pounds.
你想看看床底下吗? You wanna look under the bed?
你看起来很棒。我希望我能像你一样瘦。 You look terrific. I wish I was thin like you.
天啊，我可以再做两条裙子和一张床单。 Jesus, I could make two more dresses and a bedspread out of this thing.
哦,很好。我以为你永远不会离开。 Oh, good. I thought you'd never leave.
你知道我喜欢这里。 You know I love it here.
95个酒鬼跟我是一类人。 Ninety-five drunks are my kind of people.
我把这些拿到车上去。 I'll take these down to the car.
别摔了。我所有的空瓶子都在里面。 Don't drop it. All my empty bottles are in there.
乔治娅，我会想你的，我不会对每个人都这么说。 Oh, Georgia, I'm gonna miss you, and I don't tell that to everyone.
你才不要呢。 The hell you don't.
也许没那么有说服力。 Well, maybe not with as much conviction.
今天感觉怎么样? What does today feel like?
很高兴能离开，也很害怕回家。 Glad to be leaving, scared as hell about going home.
你不会刚好在长岛高速公路上有个中途之家吧? You don't happen to have a halfway house on the Long Island Expressway, do you?
你有我的电话号码。 You have my telephone number.
随时调用。没有义务。 Call anytime. No obligation.
你知道吗，我有点喜欢你。 I've got a crush on you, you know.
你不必离开你的妻子和大众汽车。 Oh, you don't have to leave your wife and Volkswagen.
我以为你会很高兴知道一个38岁的前酒鬼对你很有好感。 I just thought you'd be thrilled to know that a 38-year-old ex-wino had a big thing for you.
哦,过奖了。 Well, I'm flattered.
不幸的是，当你到达中城隧道的时候，你已经过去了。 Unfortunately, you'll be over it by the time you hit the Midtown Tunnel.
来吧，我们需要房间。 Come on, we need the room.
你最近有什么计划吗? Have you got any immediate plans?
我只是想下楼。 Just trying to get down these stairs.
如果有人陪你一段时间也不错。 Wouldn't be a bad idea if someone stayed with you for a while.
请。所以我才会来到这里。 Please. That's how I ended up here in the first place.
你知道我为什么会想你了吧? You see why I'm gonna miss you?
不要说任何会让我哭的话。 Don't say anything that's going to make me cry.
"你好，乔治娅"还好吗? Is, uh, "Hello, Georgia" all right?
你要把我捅死 You're stabbing me to death.
天啊，对不起。这些是给你的。 Oh, God, I'm sorry. These are for you.
哦，你看起来真漂亮。 Oh, you look so beautiful.
你知道你看起来有多美吗? Do you know how beautiful you look?
在你出现之前我过得很好。 Well, I was doing fine until you showed up.
格鲁吉亚?我希望你下周给我打电话。 Georgia? I want you to call me next week.
我想知道你过得怎么样。 I wanna know how you're doing.
我喜欢你担心我的样子。 I love it when you worry about me.
我知道你不太会接受别人的赞美，但我为你感到骄傲。再见,格鲁吉亚。 I know you don't handle compliments very well, but I'm very proud of you. Goodbye, Georgia.
谢谢你,鲍勃。 Thanks, Bob.
你准备好了吗? You ready?
再见,海恩斯太太。 Goodbye, Mrs. Hines.
这么久,桑迪。 So long, Sandy.
再见,格鲁吉亚。 Goodbye, Georgia.
祝你好运,亲爱的。 Good luck, hon.
再见,女孩。 Goodbye, girls.
谢谢你偷偷送我朗姆酒蛋糕。 Thanks for sneaking in the rum cakes.
靠在我身上，亲爱的。 Oh, just lean on me, darling.
我可以走路。 I can walk.
吉米从早上7点就在公寓里给你的冰箱加油。 Jimmy's been at the apartment since 7:00 this morning filling your refrigerator.
别告诉他是我告诉你的。这应该是个惊喜。 Don't tell him I told you. It's supposed to be a surprise.
你可以加点颜色。 You could use a little color.
也许下午去公园晒晒太阳，好吗? Maybe go to the park in the afternoons and get a little sun, hmm?
我从没想过你能撑过这12周。 I never thought you'd last the 12 weeks out.
除了我，你最想念的是什么? Besides me, what did you miss more than anything else?
流言蜚语。 Gossip.
还有哈根达斯巧克力巧克力片冰淇淋。 And Haagen Dazs chocolate chocolate chip ice cream.
我会得到你的。 I'll get you.
哦!哦! Oh! Oh!
拜托，伙计，别闹了! Come on, man, cut it out!
把这。 Take that.
嘿，来吧，我们把这辆车开走。来吧! Hey, come on, let's get this car. Come on!
嘿。该死的他们。 Hey.Goddamn them.
你为什么住在这附近? Why do you live in this neighborhood?
你为什么不搬呢? Why don't you move?
因为我一个月只花300美元。 Because it only costs me 300 a month.
是玛丽·托德·林肯转租的。 It's on a sublet from Mary Todd Lincoln.
我今天离开 ♪ I'm leaving today ♪
我想成为它的一部分 ♪ I want to be a part of it ♪
♬纽约，纽约 ♪ New York, New York ♪
如果我能做到 ♪ If I can make it there ♪
我将到达任何地方 ♪ I'll make it anywhere ♪
由你决定，新—— ♪ It's up to you, New-- ♪
起来,起来。大家都在忙。 Up, up. Everybody up.
这可是个大日子啊。 It's a big day, for chrissakes.
♬纽约，纽约 ♪ New York, New York ♪
♬开始传播-♬ ♪ Start spreading-- ♪
是我想的那个人吗? Is it who I think it is?
食品杂货。 The groceries.
哦。 Oh.
你在哪里?我以为你们已经破产了。 Where were you? I thought you people went out of business.
把它们放在厨房里，拜托了。 Just put 'em in the kitchen, please.
米茜·海恩住在这里?是的，海恩斯太太住在这里。 Missy Hine live here?Yes, Mrs. Hines lives here.
请把食品放在厨房里。 Just put the groceries in the kitchen, please.
这是14.28美元。 It's $14.28.
很好。棒极了。这是一个电荷。 Fine. Terrific. That's a charge.
她有赊账账户。你知道那是什么吗? She has a charge account. Do you know what that is?
确定。那是赊账。 Sure. That's a charge account.
我不住这儿。我是海恩斯太太的朋友。 I don't live here. I'm a friend of Mrs. Hines.
你能把买的东西放下，记在她的账上吗? Would you just put the groceries down and charge them to her account?
德埃利桑德罗对我说，“如果他们对你说，‘这是个赊账账户’，你就对他们说，‘她再也没有赊账账户了。’” Mr. D'Ellessandro say to me, "If they say to you, 'It's a charge account,' you say to them, "She don't have no charge account no more."
你说，“14。28美元，曼纽尔。” You say, "It's $14.28, Manuel."
这是我——曼努埃尔。 That's me--Manuel.
你想让我给迪亚·汉德拉·胡德罗先生打电话吗? Do you want me to get on the phone and talk to Mr. Dia-Handra-Hudro?
号码是多少? What is the number?
我不知道。我从不给达亚历杭德罗先生打电话。 I don't know. I never call Mr. D'Alejandro.
听着，我身上没带钱。 Look, I don't have any money on me.
我没有现金。 I have no cash.
你明白吗? Do you understand?
确定。你想怎么做，伙计? Sure. So what you wanna do, man?
别叫我"伙计"。" Oh, don't call me "man."
我不是你的人。 I am not your man.
等。我看看有什么。 Wait there. I'll see what I have.
这是远远不够。 That's far enough.
怎么了，伙计? What's the matter, man?
你怕我进来抢劫你的房子吗? You afraid I come inside and rob your house?
我不抢劫人家。 I don't rob no houses.
是的，在白天。多少钱来着? Yeah, in the daytime. How much was that again?
同样的事情——14.28美元。 Same thing--$14.28.
14美元28美分。 Fourteen dollars, 28 cents.
好了，给你。四，我以前有这个。失业的书。 Okay, here you go. Four-- Oh, I used to have this. Unemployment book.
你失业了,男人吗? You unemployed, man?
哦，谁问你了?在这里。 Oh, who asked you? Here.
14美元28美分。 Fourteen dollars, 28 cents.
在那里,好吗?现在请你离开好吗? There, all right? Now would you please leave?
没有小费。我不住这儿。 There's no tip. I don't live here.
我不给不住的地方小费。 I don't tip where I don't live.
我不要小费，伙计。 I don't want no tip, man.
你连工作都没有。我不需要你的小费。 You ain't even got a job. I don't need your tips.
我不需要你的建议。 And I don't need your goddamn advice.
你是个新来的送货员，知道吗? You're a fresh kid for a delivery boy, you know?
你怎么了?你不喜欢西班牙人? What's the matter with you? You don't like Spanish people?
谁说西班牙人了? Who said anything about Spanish people?
我不喜欢的人是你。哦，请你离开好吗? You're the one I don't like. Oh, would you please leave?
我知道你喜欢什么样的人。 I know the kind of people you like.
哦，滚吧。 Oh, get out of here.
如果我负担得起，我是不会住在这附近的。 I wouldn't live in this neighborhood if I could afford it.
他们什么时候加的额外步骤? Oh, when did they put in extra steps?
嘿，女士们，你们说呢? Hey, what you say, ladies?
我第一次眨眼。 My first wink.
哦,基督。现在是谁? Oh, Christ. Who is it now?
这是托比。我们回家。 It's Toby. We're home.
哦，等一下! Oh, wait a second!
微笑,每个人都微笑。 Smile, everybody, smile.
Ah-ah-ah-ah……她在哪里呢?往后站。 Ah-ah-ah-ah... Where is she?Stand back.
有什么不对劲吗?发生了什么事? Is anything wrong? What happened?
在房间的中间。她想要一个大入口。 In the middle of the room. She wants a big entrance.
你准备好了吗? Are you ready?
准备好了。 Ready.
嗯,进来。 Well, come in.
就像在《梅夫·格里芬秀》里那样，笨蛋。 Do it like it's on The Merv Griffin Show,dummy.
请允许我介绍，来自长岛最恐怖的地方，全新的，瘦骨嶙峋的乔治亚·海恩斯小姐。 Uh, may I present, directly from the most ghoulish place on Long Island, the all new, the all skinny Miss Georgia Hines.
好了,说出来。 Okay, say it.
我该死的华丽。 I'm goddamn gorgeous.
天啊，我真不敢相信。 Oh, dear God, I don't believe it.
哦,亲爱的。这是谁? Oh, dear. Who is this?
这个神奇的生物是谁? Who is this fabulous creature?
耶稣。别告诉我她接错人了。 Jesus. Don't tell me she picked up the wrong person.
我可以抱你吗? Am I allowed to hug you?
你可以做任何你想做的事。 You can do whatever you want.
哦,基督。看我在哭。 Oh, Christ. Look at me crying.
哦。 Aw.
螺丝。我只是人类。 Screw it. I'm only human.
你怎么没哭? How come you're not crying?
我已经给了。 I already gave.
你是说真的没了? You mean it's really gone?Yeah.
35磅的下巴，臀部和屁股，就这样消失了。 Thirty-five pounds of chin, hips, and ass, and it's gone.
在哪里? Where is it?
在手提箱。这是一个礼物。 In the suitcase. It's a present.
我不知道该给你买什么。 I didn't know what to get you.
托比，你能看看她吗? Oh, Toby, will you look at her?
这是个又好又瘦的WASP女士。 This is a nice, skinny WASP woman.
给她穿上普通的衣服，你可以带她去任何地方。 You put a regular dress on her, you could take her anywhere.
你改变了周围的一切，不是吗? You changed things around, didn't you?
我试着重新布置家具，但结果总是像泽西城的公交终点站。 Oh, well, I tried rearranging the furniture, but it always came out like a bus terminal in Jersey City.
你清醒的时候看起来就不一样了。 It looks so different when you're sober.
我以为我有两倍多的家具。 I thought I had twice as much furniture.
好了，吃的呢? All right, where's the food?
那女人已经三个月没吃文明食品了。 The woman hasn't had civilized food in three months.
你说食物是什么意思?我有一顿大餐。 What do you mean food? I have a feast.
百吉饼、奶油奶酪……啊…新斯科舍。 Bagels, cream cheese... Aw... Nova Scotia.
我还买了鱼子酱。来自明尼苏达州的橙子。 I even got caviar. The orange kind from Minnesota.
哦，我来帮你打开行李。好吧? Oh, I'll unpack for you. All right?
不,拉契特护士。我稍后再做。 No, Nurse Ratched. I will do it later.
我很高兴能回家。 I am so glad to be home.
怎么了? What's wrong?
我讨厌这个房间。 I hate this room.
在那里毁了我一半的人生。 Screwed up half my life in there.
也许我可以用砖把它封起来。 Maybe I could have it sealed off with bricks.
我觉得得重做一遍。 I think it just has to be redone.
谁去把墙上的马提尼污渍擦掉。 Someone to take the martini stains off the wall.
我在床底下发现了一个Sara Lee的面包屑蛋糕。 I found a Sara Lee crumb cake under the bed.
天知道里面发生了什么。 God knows what went on in there.
你没事吧? Are you all right?
有点头晕。我觉得太自由了。 A little dizzy. Too much freedom, I think.
你要吃药吗?吉米，拿杯水来。 Do you want your pills? Uh, Jimmy, get a glass of water.
怎么了? What's wrong?
健康真的会让你走样。 Getting healthy really gets you out of shape.
这是那个瓶子吗?蓝色的那些? Is this the bottle? Uh, the blue ones?
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
也许你明天应该去看我的医生，做个定期的身体检查。 Maybe you ought to see my doctor tomorrow, have a regular physical checkup.
那我们得给她买些衣服。 Then we've gotta get her some clothes.
她好像穿着无线电城音乐厅的窗帘。 Looks like she's wearing drapes from Radio City Music Hall.
我还以为我妈妈住在密苏里州。 And I thought my mother lived in Missouri.
哦,我的上帝。这是12:30。 Oh, my God. It's 12:30.
我的营养师要迟到了。我得走了。 I'm late for my nutritionist. I've got to leave.
你要离开吗? You're leaving?
我以为你会留在这里和我一起慢慢变老。 I thought you were gonna stay here and grow old with me.
不要是荒谬的。我永远不会变老。 Don't be absurd. I'm never growing old.
电话公司。你欠他们三个月。 Phone company called. You owe 'em for three months.
他们说如果你两周内不交钱，就只能接到猥亵电话。 They said if you don't pay in two weeks, you can only receive obscene phone calls.
收到他们吗?我要待在家里做。 Receive them? I'm gonna stay home and make them.
犹太食品,每一个人。所有的节食计划都取消了。 Jewish food, everyone. All diets are off.
你没做完的，我就带回家。 What you don't finish, I take home.
这个星期我又丢了一份工作。 I lost another job this week.
一遍吗? Again?
你知道被痔疮广告拒绝是什么感觉吗? Do you know what it feels like to be turned down for a hemorrhoid commercial?
所以别告诉我你们的烦恼，姑娘们。 So don't tell me your troubles, girls.
看那只手。如果我三个月前能这么做，我就能省下六千美元。 Look at that hand. If I could've done that three months ago, I could've saved myself $6,000.
嗯。托比，加奶油和糖吗? Mmm. Toby, cream and sugar?
没有给我。 Nothing for me.
从昨天开始我又长了4。5盎司。 I put on four and a half ounces since yesterday.
你听到了吗?四盎司半。 Do you hear this? Four and a half ounces.
这个女人称自己像金和银。 The woman weighs herself like gold and silver.
如果你自己都不注意，没人会注意。 If you don't watch yourself, no one else will.
你看得够多了。 You watch enough for everybody.
你脸上涂的是什么鬼东西? What is that crap you're putting on your face?
从维也纳。90美元一管。 It's from Vienna. It is $90 a tube.
你有没有注意到我脸上从来没有一个毛孔? Do you notice how you never see a single pore on my face?
我从没见过你的脸。你到底是谁? I've never even seen your face. Who are you, anyway?
她是谁?你知道她是谁吗? Who is she? Do you know who she is?
女人越漂亮越好。 A woman can never be too pretty.
他们很快就会把它拿走。趁还有机会，抓紧。 They take it away soon enough. Hold onto it while you can.
来吧。就算你秃头掉了牙，你还是很可爱的。 Come on. If you went bald and lost your teeth, you'd still be cute-looking.
天啊，我真怀念这些对话。 God, how I missed these conversations.
除了做爱，和姑娘们一起吃饭是我知道的最棒的事。 Next to sex, dishing with the girls is the best thing I know.
嘿。我们今晚一起出去吃饭吧。 Hey. Let's all go out to dinner tonight.
我非常想见到一个年轻帅气的服务生。 I have an overwhelming desire to see a young, good-looking waiter.
谁不?哦,我不能。 Who doesn't?Oh, I can't.
我得去罗密欧·萨尔塔家见凯文。 I have to meet Kevin at Romeo Salta's.
这是生意。我分散客户的注意力。 It's business. I distract the client.
吉米，你可以带她去。我会付钱的。 Jimmy, you can take her. I'll pay for it.
我七点有个试镜，但你可以把钱留给我。 I have an audition at 7:00, but you can leave me the cash.
耶稣。一些朋友。 Jesus. Some friends.
别这么说。我是一个很好的朋友。 Well, don't say that. I am a wonderful friend.
就算只是个玩笑，也别说出来，乔治娅。 Even if it's just a joke, don't say it, Georgia.
你知道我很敏感。 You know I'm sensitive.
好吧，好吧。别撅嘴。 All right, all right. Don't pout.
你会把化妆品弄碎，让你脸上雪崩。 You'll crack your make-up, start an avalanche on your face.
你可以给波莉打电话。 You could call Polly.
她今天放学很早。她告诉我。 She gets off early from school today. She told me.
你告诉她我今天回家了? You told her I was coming home today?
我让你别这么做。 I asked you not to.
我没告诉她。我——她问我的。乔治娅，你为什么不直接打给她? Well, I didn't tell her. I-- She asked me. Georgia, why don't you just call her?
她非常想见你。 She's dying to see you.
我准备好了就给我女儿打电话，谢谢。 I will call my daughter when I am ready, thank you.
别再吃那些饼干了。 Stop eating all those cookies.
你足够的脂肪。 You're fat enough.
好吧，听她说。 Well, listen to her.
他们在那里做了什么，让你当了护士长吗? What'd they do in that place, make you matron?
对话还在我三个月前离开的地方，所以离开肯定是安全的。你可以来见我们。 The dialogue is just where I left it three months ago, so it must be safe to leave. You could meet us.
凯文的朋友很有魅力。 Kevin's friend is very attractive.
你能不能别烦那个女人? Will you leave the woman alone?
她还没吃果冻呢。 She hasn't even had Jell-O yet.
我没有催她。 I'm not rushing her.
我只是想让她知道只要她准备好了就会有人等着她。 I just want her to know that there are people out there waiting for her whenever she's ready.
当我在的时候，我会挂一面绿旗。 When I am, I'll hang out a green flag.
继续，继续，继续。 Go on, go on, go on.
我会从窗户看着你。 I'm gonna watch you from the window.
我想学习哈珀巴扎尔的走路方式。 I want to learn that Harper's Bazaarway to walk.
我只想让你知道，我为你骄傲。 I just want you to know I'm so damn proud of you.
谢谢你托比谢谢你所做的一切 Thank you, Toby, for everything.
再告诉我一次我有多漂亮。 Um, tell me once more how pretty I am.
伯。德里克不能带你的粉盒。 Bo Derek couldn't carry your compact.
我也是这么想的，但有些人觉得她很迷人。 That's what I think, but some people find her attractive.
再说一遍。 Say it to me one more time.
你漂亮吗? That you're pretty?
不。你开车回家时答应我的。 No. What you promised me coming home in the car.
我会永远做一个好女孩。 I will be a good girl forever and ever.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
你的混蛋。 You skinny bastard.
和你在一起我很开心。 I am so happy with you.
啊哈。 Uh-huh.
所以你12周没来看我一次吗? Is that why you didn't visit me once in 12 weeks?
我不能去医院你知道的。 Oh, I can't go to hospitals. You know that.
如果我被车撞了，我会告诉他们，带我去药店，不要去医院 If I ever get hit by a car, I'll tell them, "Take me to a drugstore, never a hospital."
买东西我该付你多少钱? How much do I owe you for the groceries?
哦，我们免费得到的。 Oh, we got 'em free.
我和送餐员有过一腿。 I had an affair with the delivery boy.
真的吗?下次，我会开门的。 Really? Next time, I'll open the door.
我上次见你之后，你还在工作吗? Have you worked at all since I saw you last?
啊哈。8月,布鲁明岱尔。 Uh-huh. August, at Bloomingdale's.
我卖绣花马桶盖。 I sold embroidered toilet-seat covers.
以我母亲的生命发誓。 On my mother's life.
他们想让我在圣诞节回来。 They want me back Christmas.
帮我说句好话吧。 Well, put in a good word for me.
最让我难过的是我是个好演员。 What kills me is I'm such a good actor.
你是一个伟大的演员。 You are a great actor.
那我为什么对这次试镜这么紧张? Then why am I so nervous about this audition?
生产它是谁? Who's producing it?
一个19岁的笨蛋，30万美元，俄克拉何马州农工大学戏剧专业学位。 A 19-year-old putz with $300,000 and a drama degree from Oklahoma A&M.
他第一天走进剧院，就从舞台上摔下来，摔断了两根肋骨。 First day he walked into the theater, he fell off the stage and broke two ribs.
耶稣。我们在这一行做什么? Jesus. What are we doing in this business?
天啊，我太想当明星了。 Oh, God, I wanna be a star so bad.
我不是说小星星。 I don't mean a little star.
我想成为一个大明星，有三个经纪人，一个业务经理和一个新闻代理人。 I wanna be a big star with three agents and a business manager and a press agent.
然后我会把他们都炒了，然后再雇新的，因为我是个大明星。 And then I would fire all of them, and I would hire new ones because I am such a big star.
我要让所有人为我22年的投入付出代价。 And I would make everybody pay for the 22 years I have poured into this business.
我不会给你好处的。 I wouldn't do benefits.
我不会把钱捐给慈善机构。 I wouldn't give money to charity.
我会成为史上最伟大的地狱之一。 I would become one of the great shitheels of all time.
这不是一个美妙的梦吗，乔治亚? Isn't that a wonderful dream, Georgia?
我还会是你的朋友吗? Would I still be your friend?
11年就够了。 Oh, 11 years is enough.
我把你从地板上抱起来，抱你上楼，喂你吃饭，给你洗澡，为了什么? I have picked you up from floors, I have carried you up stairs, I have fed you, washed you, and for what?
你又瘦又清醒。 You're skinny and sober.
照顾好你自己。 Take care of yourself now.
没有其他的消息吗? No other messages?
不! No!
我只是问问。 I was just asking.
他没有电话。 He didn't call.
我没有他的消息。我没见过他。 I haven't heard from him. I haven't seen him.
我不知道他在哪，好吗? I don't know where he is, all right?
你是个差劲的骗子。 You're a lousy liar.
我是一个很棒的骗子。 I am a wonderful liar.
我只有对你撒谎时才差劲。 I'm only lousy when I lie to you.
我上周在乔·艾伦见过他。 I saw him last week at Joe Allen.
他脸色苍白、憔悴、疲惫。需要一个刮胡子。 He looked very pale, drawn, tired. Needed a shave.
他做了什么。 The hell he did.
他看起来华丽。大不了的。 He looked gorgeous. Big deal.
这个人不会写他的名字。我得走了。 The man can't write his name. I've gotta go.
他独自一人吗? Was he alone?
他坐在一张大桌子旁。我不知道谁和谁在一起。 He was sitting at a big table. I don't know who was with who.
她有那么漂亮，是吧? She was that pretty, huh?
我是警察记者吗? What am I, a police reporter?
她是一个白人女性。这是我能做的最好的了。 She was a female Caucasian. That is the best I can do.
我得去拿剧本。我今天下午给你打电话。 I've gotta pick up that script. I will call you this afternoon.
嘿。你知道我有多爱你吗? Hey. Do you know how much I love you?
我们为什么不放聪明点，彼此结婚呢? Why don't we smarten up and marry each other?
因为你是个酒鬼，而我是同性恋。 Because you're an alcoholic, and I'm gay.
我们就很难把孩子送进好学校了。 We'd have trouble getting our kids into a good school.
我一丢了工作就给你打电话。 I will call you the minute I lose the job.
嘿，别这么说。 Hey, don't say that.
你会成为一个伟大的混蛋。 You are going to be a great shitheel.
没错!你是对的!我要成为一个伟大的混蛋! Right! You're right! I'm gonna be a great shitheel!
喂? Hello?
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
我现在就坐在这里看着你的脸。 I am sitting here this very second looking at your face.
大约10分钟前。 About 10 minutes ago.
托比和吉米刚来过。 Toby and Jimmy were just here.
我该怎么办?哈哈。我感觉好极了。 I do? Ha-ha. Well, I feel wonderful.
我也想见你。 I wanna see you, too.
今天好吗?不，我不能，宝贝。 Today? No, I can't, babe.
我还没把睫毛包打开呢。 I haven't even unpacked my eyelashes.
妈妈，你一定要来。 Mom, you gotta come.
这是我们最后一次彩排。导演是最糟糕的。 It's our last dress rehearsal. The director is the pits.
这个男人教代数。 The man teaches algebra.
他对音乐剧了解多少?我真的需要你的帮助。 What's he know about musicals? I really need your help.
请,没有罪恶。 Please, no guilt.
医生说我应该好好照顾。 The doctor said I'm supposed to be pampered.
啊。什么时候开始? Ahh. What time does it start?
好吧。我试试看。 All right. I'll try.
我的意思是，我没有保证。 I mean, I'm not promising.
我可能不能一直待下去了。 I may not be able to stay for the whole thing.
我也做。 I do, too.
我想你想得要死。 I've missed you like hell.
再见。 Bye.
哦,上帝。 Oh, God.
一个伟大的强击手，我们没有 ♪ A great slugger We haven't got ♪
一个伟大的投手，我们没有 ♪ A great pitcher We haven't got ♪
一个伟大的俱乐部，我们没有 ♪ A great ballclub We haven't got ♪
♬我们有什么发现?♪ ♪ What do we got? ♪
我们的心。 We got heart.
是的。 Yeah.
你得有一颗心 ♪ You gotta have heart ♪
你真正需要的是心 ♪ All you really need Is heart ♪
当机会告诉你，你永远不会赢 ♪ When the odds are sayin' You'll never win ♪
那就是友谊开始的时候 ♪ That's when The friendships start ♪
你要有希望 ♪ You gotta have hope ♪
♬不能坐在那里闷闷不乐 ♪ Mustn't sit around And mope ♪
事情往往没有看上去的一半糟糕 ♪ Nothing's half as bad As it may appear ♪
♬等到明年再说，希望 ♪ Wait till next year And hope ♪
当你的运气为零时 ♪ When your luck Is battin' zero ♪
把你的下巴从地板上抬起来 ♪ Get your chin Up off the floor ♪
先生，你可以成为一个英雄 ♪ Mister, you could be a hero ♪
你可以打开任何门 ♪ You can open any door ♪
除了去做，别无他法 ♪ There's nothing to it But to do it ♪
你得有一颗心 ♪ You gotta have heart ♪
天涯海角，天涯海角 ♪ Miles and miles And miles of heart ♪
哦，当天才当然好 ♪ Oh, it's fine to be A genius, of course ♪
但请把老马放在马车前面 ♪ But keep that old horse Before the cart ♪
♬那么哭到底有什么用?♪ ♪ So what the heck's The use of cryin'? ♪
波利! Polly!
我不知道。 I don't know.
哦! Oh!
我不相信你长什么样。 I don't believe what you look like.
你看起来漂亮。 You look gorgeous.
你在树后面做什么? What are you doing behind a tree?
隐藏。我穿得像破烂娃娃。 Hiding. I'm dressed like Raggedy Ann.
你刚到吗?你看过彩排了? Did you just get here? You saw the rehearsal?
是的。 Yep.
我要自杀了。 I'm gonna kill myself.
你是美妙的。 You were wonderful.
管弦乐队落后五拍。 The orchestra was five beats behind.
他们把它演奏得像葬礼一样。 They played it like a funeral.
海蒂。海蒂,过来! There's Heidi. Heidi, come here!
不,波利。请,没有试镜。 No, Polly. Please, no auditions.
不，我想炫耀一下你。 No, I wanna show you off.
你好,海恩斯太太。我听说你在这里。 Hello, Mrs. Hines. I heard you were here.
你好,海蒂。你好吗? Hello, Heidi. How are you?
我父母离婚了。 My parents got divorced.
我父亲和一个女孩住在加州。 My father's living in California with some girl.
我妈又在做心理分析了。我很好。 My mother's in analysis again. I'm fine.
你看起来很棒。我今晚给你打电话，波莉。 You look terrific. I'll call you tonight, Polly.
再见,海恩斯太太。 Bye, Mrs. Hines.
她说话就像7点的新闻。 She talks like the 7:00 news.
你想去哪里? Where do you want to go?
我只想跟你坐下来喝一杯。 I just wanna sit with you and have a drink.
百事可乐。别那样看着我。 A Diet Pepsi. Don't look at me like that.
波利。杰森,我妈妈。 Polly. Jason, my mom.
嗨。你会停止吗? Hi.Will you stop?
家里一切都好吗? Is everything all right at home?
哦,是的。很好。他们去了巴黎，爸爸给我带了一瓶香水。 Oh, yeah. Fine. They went to Paris, and Dad brought me back a bottle of perfume.
我想他已经明白青春期已经结束了。 I think he's got the message that puberty is over.
路是如何? And how's Lucretia?
谁?你的继母。 Who?Your stepmother.
费利西亚。 Felicia.
你是故意的，对吧? You do that on purpose, don't you?
她吃东西的时候还会用牙齿发出咔嗒声吗? Does she still make that clicking noise with her teeth when she eats?
不。她把它修好了。 No. She had it fixed.
没关系。你可以开玩笑。我明白了。 It's okay. You can make fun. I understand.
听着，你了解我的。 Listen, you know me.
有机会就趁虚而入吧。 Take a cheap shot when you can get it.
我只是嫉妒，因为她见你的机会比我多。 I'm just jealous because she gets to see you more than me.
她不需要。 She doesn't have to.
你什么意思? What do you mean?
我和爸爸谈过了，他说没关系。 I mean, I talked it over with Dad and he says it's okay.
我想和你一起住。 I wanna move in with you.
你什么? You what?
我想和你一起住。 I wanna move in with you.
哦,上帝。来吧。 Oh, God. Come on.
这不是在交通中应该谈的话题。 This is not the kind of conversation to have in traffic.
这是我高中的最后一年，之后我就要去上大学了。 It's my last year of high school, and after that, I'm off to college.
那又是一个没有你的四年。 That's another four years without you.
我想在我们长到同样的年纪之前，我们能在一起待一段时间会很好。 I thought it would be nice if we could spend some time together before we both became the same age.
听着，让我休息一会儿。 Look, uh, let me rest a minute.
我只喝了一杯低热量饮料就能解决这些问题。 I'm dealing with all this on nothing but a low-calorie drink.
爸爸和你的医生谈过什么时候? Dad spoke to your doctor.When?
在周末。他说你身材很好，觉得你有足够的力气来处理任何事情。 On the weekend. He says you're in terrific shape and thinks you're strong enough to handle anything.
没人告诉我这些事。 And no one tells me about these things.
中情局也参与了吗? Was the CIA in on it, too?
是我提出来的，我都不知道你要不要我。 I was the one who brought it up, and I don't even know if you want me or not.
我一直想要你。 I have always wanted you.
我知道你有很多事要处理，但我也一样。 I know you got a lot to deal with, but so do I.
六年的周末和假期不能弥补我和你分开的六年，而且我觉得我们都在什么地方被骗了。 Six years of weekends and holidays together doesn't make up for the six years I didn't have with you, and I think we both got shortchanged somewhere.
天啊，你还真会给下午安排点乐子，对吧? Boy, you sure know how to put a kick into a routine afternoon, don't you?
你的意思是……他说可以吗? You mean... he says it's all right?
你父亲愿意放弃你吗? Your father is willing to give you up?
不，他不会放弃我的，但他愿意把我借给你一年，就像一本书一样。 No, he's not gonna give me up, but he's willing to lend me to you for one year, like a book.
为什么? Why?
因为他爱我。 'Cause he loves me.
因为他觉得这是你应得的 'Cause he thinks you deserve it.
因为是我让他这么做的。 And because I asked him to.
你说什么他都答应吗? Does he say yes to everything you ask?
差不多。 Pretty much.
一些父亲。 Some father.
他把你宠坏了。 He spoils you rotten.
你怎么看?我什么时候搬进来? So what do you think? When do I move in?
我还没搬进去呢。波莉，别挤我。 I haven't moved in yet. Polly, don't crowd me.
我没有挤你。我推你。 I'm not crowding you. I'm pushing you.
请你直着走好吗? Will you please walk straight?
人们会认为我有个落后的女儿。 People will think I have a backward daughter.
这就是为什么我需要一个母亲，来澄清我。 That's why I need a mother-- to straighten me out.
哦……我什么时候得做决定呢? Oh... When do I have to make up my mind?
这分钟。为什么? Right this minute. Why?
因为我们晚餐要吃鱼，我不想回家。 Because we're having fish for dinner, and I don't wanna go home.
波莉，我得考虑一下。 Polly, I have to think about this.
所以你可以思考。你想多久都可以，然后你可以在公车站告诉我。 So you can think. Take all the time you want, and then you can tell me at the bus stop.
我应该有个儿子的。 Oh, I should've had a son.
男孩对他们的母亲好得多。 Boys are much nicer to their mothers.
你会烹饪吗? Can you cook?
还不够好吃，但我可以开始。 Not good enough to eat, but I can get things started.
你能做什么? What can you do?
我会骑马。 I can ride a horse.
棒极了。 Terrific.
当我们快要饿死的时候，你可以骑马求助。 When we're starving to death, you can ride for help.
妈妈。你要上车了，却不给我答案。 Mom. You're getting on the bus, and you're not giving me an answer.
我认为这是不对的。 I think it's wrong.
我觉得我还没准备好见你。 I don't think I'm ready for you yet.
我觉得这是个错误，但如果我们要成功，就从周五晚上开始吧。 I think it's a mistake, but if we're gonna make it, let's start Friday night.
你怎么看? So what do you think?
它是美丽的。 It's gorgeous.
你将在下个月制作《建筑文摘》。 You'll make Architectural Digest next month.
你知道我最后一次粉刷房子是什么时候吗? Do you know the last time I did any house painting?
我抱着波莉。你觉得我又怀孕了吗? I was carrying Polly. Do you think I'm pregnant again?
别看着我。 Don't look at me.
我希望我们能再多待两天。 I wish we had two more days.
我们本可以再刷一层的。 We could've painted another coat.
你疯了吗?干了这份工作，我就不涂脚趾甲了。 Are you crazy? After this job, I wouldn't paint my toenails.
我花了一整晚才把滚筒从我手里弄出来。 Took me all night to get the roller out of my hand.
来吧。我们必须完成波莉的房间。 Come on. We have to finish Polly's room.
我希望你知道钱是从哪里来的，因为你的花销才刚刚开始。 I hope you know where the money's coming from, because your expenses are just starting.
你见过青少年吃东西吗? Did you ever see a teenager eat?
就像非洲的红蚂蚁大军。 Like an army of red ants in Africa.
我将工作。我会找份工作的。 I'll work. I'll get a job.
我会在菲律宾做电台。 I'll do radio in the Philippines.
别担心。 Don't worry about it.
你答应过要休息一段时间。 You promised you would take some time off.
6个月不演戏。这是你告诉我的。 No acting for six months. That's what you told me.
你要这么大的压力干什么? What do you need the pressure for?
我知道你上台演角色的下场了。 I see what happens to you when you get up for a part.
除了演戏，我还能做其他的事情。 There are other things I can do besides act.
不,没有。你去超市的时候就会写契诃夫。 No, there aren't. You do Chekhov when you go to the supermarket.
吉米，我要把我女儿救回来。 Jimmy, I am getting my daughter back.
我愿意为她做任何事，包括上街。 I would do anything for her, including walking the streets.
如果我不尽快找到工作，我们可以在同一个角落工作。 If I don't get a job soon, we can work the same corner.
既然她搬进来了，为什么她父亲不带我去他家? As long as she's moving in here, why doesn't her father take me into his place?
我一直想住在公园大道。 I've always wanted to live on Park Avenue.
Buzz下楼。让她进来。毛巾。我忘记了毛巾。 Buzz downstairs. Let her in. Towels. I forgot towels.
吉米，你去接电话好吗? Jimmy, would you get that?
如果我在剧院工作了这么久，我今天一定很出名。 If I worked this much in the theater, I'd be a big name today.
你好。 Hello.
是的。这是谁? Yes. Who's this?
你好,大卫。 Hello, David.
这是吉米。 It's Jimmy.
呃，我不确定。 Uh, I'm not sure.
你能稍等一下吗? Could you hold it a second?
我该怎么跟他说? What should I tell him?
他想要什么? What does he want?
我怎么知道? How should I know?
我会告诉他过会儿再打来。 I'll tell him to call back later.
你有个新女儿在走廊等着你。 You've got a new daughter waiting in the hallway.
让她进来。我去卧室拿。 Let her in. I'll take it in the bedroom.
哦,基督。 Oh, Christ.
她马上就来。 She'll be right there.
我能为您效劳吗? Can I help you?
吉米，我不知道你会来。 Jimmy, I didn't know you'd be here.
我知道灰姑娘要来了，所以得有人重新做南瓜。 Well, I knew Cinderella was coming, and somebody had to re-do the pumpkin.
请在地毯上擦一下你的水晶鞋。 Wipe your glass slippers on the rug, please.
我真不敢相信。这是谁干的? I can't believe this. Who did it?
没什么。我们把两只猫浸在一罐油漆里，让它们绕着墙追逐。 It was nothing. We dipped two cats in a can of paint and let 'em chase each other around the walls.
给我一个拥抱。哦! Give me a hug. Oh!
喂? Hello?
不,这是好的。只有吉米和波莉。 No, it's okay. Just Jimmy and Polly.
你好吗? How are you?
是的，前几天我回来了。 Yes, I got back the other day.
他们告诉我，身体状况很好。 In terrific shape, they tell me.
如果我能接这个电话，我就不会做得太糟，对吧? If I can take this phone call, I can't be doing too badly, right?
是什么让我有这么意外的荣幸? To what do I owe this unexpected honor?
大多数情况下，我只是想打个招呼看看你怎么样。 Well, mostly, I just want to say hello and see how you were.
我不知道，就是想给你打电话。 I don't know, just felt like calling you.
每八个月一次，对吧? Every eight months like clockwork, right?
你听起来很好。 You sound good.
我听说你瘦了很多。 I heard you lost a lot of weight.
在其他的事情。 Among other things.
我很想见你。 I'd love to see you.
真的吗? Really?
是的。我有点事想跟你说，如果可以的话，我不想在电话里说。 Yeah. I, uh, had something I wanted to talk to you about, and I'd rather not do it on the phone, if that's possible.
你不想借钱，对吧? You don't wanna borrow money, do you?
我收留了我的女儿寄宿。 I took my daughter in as a boarder.
这就是我破产的原因。 That's how broke I am.
你能抽出几分钟时间吗? Can you spare just a few minutes?
我是说，今晚?明天一起吃午饭? I mean, uh, tonight? Uh, tomorrow for lunch?
你说什么时候都行。 I mean, anytime you say.
我不这么认为，大卫。 I don't think so, David.
这很重要,格鲁吉亚。否则我不会打电话的。 It's important, Georgia. I wouldn't call if it weren't.
我肯定。 I'm sure.
十分钟的时间，这要求太过分了吗? What, 10 minutes of your time too much to ask?
不。这不是过分的要求。给予太多了。 No. It's not too much to ask. It's too much to give.
很高兴和你聊天，大卫。 It was nice talking to you, David.
谢谢你想到我。再见。 Thanks for thinking of me. Goodbye.
唷。 Whew.
好吧，她在哪?我的室友在哪里? Okay, where is she? Where is my roommate?
为什么我们没有早点想到这一点呢? Why didn't we think of this a long time ago?
我做到了。 I did.
你喜欢我的公寓吗? So do you like my apartment?
很漂亮，但我觉得我带的衣服不对。 It's gorgeous, but I don't think I brought the right clothes.
你看到的。她喜欢它。 You see. She likes it.
我们只刷了一层。 We only painted one coat.
三天后，旧公寓又回来了。 In three days, the old apartment comes through again.
吉米，帮她拿行李。 Jimmy, help her with her bags.
她不是我的室友。你会得疝气。 She's not my roommate. You get the hernia.
哦，我知道了。 Oh, I got it.
我就不打扰勃朗特姐妹了。 Well, I'll leave the Bronte sisters alone.
天晚了，我想去中央公园逛逛。 It's getting late, and I want to wander around Central Park.
你没事吧?完美。 You all right?Perfect.
像个成年人一样处理一切。 Handled everything like a grown-up.
他想要什么? What did he want?
我没问是因为我不感兴趣。 Didn't ask because I wasn't interested.
你才不是呢。 The hell you weren't.
小心点，听到了吗? You just watch yourself, you hear me?
你现在有波莉了。 You've got Polly now.
你不需要死去的浪漫。 You don't need dead romances.
看在上帝的份上，他只是打个电话问声好。 He just called to say hello, for chrissake.
你觉得他会要求回来吗。 You think he's gonna ask to come back.
你觉得他会说他很抱歉离开了你他一天都活不下去。我知道你。 You think he's gonna say that he's sorry he walked out and that he can't live a day without you. I know you.
你有一种电影杂志的心态。 You have a movie-magazine mentality.
谁重新装修了我的房间? Who re-did my room?
她讨厌它。我可以告诉。 She hates it. I can tell.
有点像布雷迪邦奇，但我能应付得来。 It's a little Brady Bunch, but I can work with it.
这房间好极了。把那孩子弄走。 The room is wonderful. Get rid of the kid.
上帝，以他无限的智慧，给了你重新开始生活的机会。 God, in his infinite wisdom, has given you the opportunity to start life all over again.
帮我个忙，把你的手机拿出来。 Do me a favor-- have your phone taken out.
我要,波利。 I'm going, Polly.
如果你听说有工作，给我打电话。 If you hear of a job, call me.
走了。去做个母亲吧。 Go. Go be a mother.
我知道才四分钟，但我觉得我们相处得很好。 I know it's only been four minutes, but I think we're getting along beautifully.
你也注意到了吗? You noticed that, too, huh?
你走的时候你父亲说了什么? So what did your father say when you left?
他说:“再见，波莉。” He said, "Goodbye, Polly."
不要欺骗我。我认识他。 Don't kid me. I know him.
他可能在街对面拍我们。 He's probably filming us from across the street.
他一句话也没说。我们现在只能靠自己了。 He didn't say a word. We're on our own now.
他确实说过几周后可能想一起吃午饭。 Oh, he did say he might want to have lunch in a few weeks.
为什么? Why?
因为他想看到我们在一起 'Cause he wants to see us together.
他有权这么做，不是吗? He's entitled to that, isn't he?
他想看看我怎么样，看我能不能自己切肉。 He wants to check up on me, see if I can cut my meat myself.
你会停止担心吗?你得到了那份工作。 Would you quit worrying? You got the job, you know.
是的,很好。听着，你用完后，穿上睡衣到厨房来找我。 Yeah, well. Listen, when you're through, Put on your nightgown and meet me in the kitchen.
我已经吃过晚饭了。 I already had dinner.
这是垃圾食品之夜。 This is junk-food night.
我等这一刻等了六年了。 I've been waiting for this for six years.
这不是个好主意，对吧? This wasn't a great idea, was it?
我觉得第二碗爆米花不是个好主意。 I think the second bowl of popcorn was a bad move.
MM。 Mm.
还有什么新鲜的吗? So what else is new?
大卫·洛今晚打电话给我。 David Lowe called me tonight.
八个月来第一次。 First time in eight months.
他说他一分钱都没有，对吧? He said he didn't have a dime, right?
他在这里住了一年半，你从没告诉过我你对他的感觉。 In the year and a half he lived here, you never once told me how you felt about him.
我喜欢他。 I liked him.
为什么? Why?
因为你喜欢他。 Because you liked him.
这可不是评判别人的明智方式。 That's not the smartest way to judge people.
你觉得我怎么样? What did you think about me?
你什么意思? What do you mean?
你喜欢我吗? Did you like me?
我当然喜欢你。你是我的母亲。 Of course I liked you. You're my mother.
你还挺喜欢标签的，对吧? You're sure hung up on labels, aren't you?
你喜欢我酗酒的时候吗? Did you like me when I drank too much?
不。 No.
我去参加你14岁生日派对差点掉进你的蛋糕里，你是什么感觉? How'd you feel when I showed up for your 14th birthday party and practically fell into your cake?
我想杀了你。 I wanted to kill you.
那你为什么没说? Then why didn't you ever say it?
因为我觉得你的麻烦已经够多了你女儿还没来找你麻烦。 Because I figured you were in enough trouble without having your daughter come down on you.
我以前跟我父亲就是这么做的。 That is exactly what I used to do with my father.
你是说你父亲也喝酒? You mean your father drank, too?
他曾经差点成为密苏里州乔普林市的市长，但是在选举日，他喝得酩酊大醉，把车撞到了一个投票站。 He was once almost the Mayor of Joplin, Missouri, but on election day, he got plastered and smashed his car into a voting booth.
他那样的时候，我想对他大喊大叫，但我害怕，因为我觉得他会不再爱我。 When he was that way, which was a lot, I wanted to scream at him, but I was afraid to, because I thought he would stop loving me.
但如果你看到了他的遭遇，那你为什么喝酒? But if you saw what happened to him, then why did you drink?
因为我不希望我的朋友们也不喜欢我。 Because I didn't want my friends not to like me, either.
我是说，学校里每个人都这么做。 I mean, everyone did it at school.
我从14岁半开始。 I started at 14 and a half.
在我16岁的时候，我父亲去世了，我们搬到了乔普林最糟糕的社区，我产生了无法抑制的口渴。 By the time I was 16, my father was dead, we'd moved to the worst neighborhood in Joplin, and I had developed an unquenchable thirst.
你就没试过停下来吗? Didn't you ever try to stop?
为什么? Why?
我从没想过我有问题。 I never thought I had a problem.
高中毕业舞会那天晚上，我和班上的一个男生私奔去了纽约。 The night of my senior prom, I ran off to New York with a boy from my class.
你以前从没告诉过我。 You never told me that before.
你以前从来没有17岁。 You were never 17 before.
是谁决定让我和爸爸住在一起的? Whose decision was it that I live with Dad?
这是我们都同意的。 It was something that we, uh, both agreed on.
为什么? Why?
只是暂时的直到我的生活恢复正常。 Well, it was just gonna be temporary until I could get my life in order.
这是你的决定，不是吗? It was your decision, wasn't it?
我很害怕我会对你不好。 I was petrified that I might treat you badly.
害怕你长大后会恨我。 Scared to death that you'd grow up and hate me.
你没看到的，你不会知道。 What you didn't see, you wouldn't know.
如果我告诉你真相，你能保证不因此而反对我吗? If I tell you the truth, will you promise not to hold it against me?
我不会那么做的。 I would never do that.
我永远不会原谅你没有为我抗争。 I never forgave you for not putting up a fight for me.
我很抱歉,宝贝。 I'm sorry, baby.
我只是不够坚强。 I just wasn't strong enough.
但我不想再这样下去了。 But I don't want to be that way anymore.
我只向上帝祈祷照顾你和照顾我是我现在能应付的事。 I just pray to God that taking care of you and taking care of me is something that I can handle now.
你管好你自己，我管好我自己。 You handle you, and I'll handle me.
我怎么这么幸运? How did I get so lucky?
有些人得到了所有的机会。 Some people get all the breaks.
大卫，我吵醒你了吗? David, did I wake you?
这是谁? Who's this?
格鲁吉亚。别告诉我我的声音变了。 Georgia. Don't tell me my voice has changed.
不。只是让我吃惊。你没事吧? No. Just surprised me. You okay?
很抱歉你打电话给我时我显得有点不友好。 I'm sorry if I seemed a little hostile when you called.
我觉得是你的时机不对。 I think it was just your timing that was off.
是啊，它总是需要改进的。 Yeah, well, it always needed work.
你说你想跟我谈谈。 You said you wanted to talk to me.
我做的事。 I do.
但这就是你要告诉我的吗? But that's all you're gonna tell me?
我不知道在电话里怎么说。 I wouldn't know how to say it on the phone.
如果你在制造悬念，那你做得很好。 Well, if it's suspense you're creating, you're doing a terrific job.
我需要几天时间。星期一怎么样? I need a few days. How about Monday?
我星期天上午要去加利福尼亚。 I'm going to California Sunday morning.
我要离开一周。 I'll be gone a week.
如果必要的话，我想它可以留着。 Uh, I suppose it can keep, if it has to.
你这么说就不是了。 Well, not when you say it like that.
好吧。 All right.
乔·艾伦家，明天5点左右? Joe Allen's, tomorrow around 5:00?
我期待见到你。 I look forward to seeing you.
我想告诉你，家人的朋友劝我不要这么做。 Thought you should know friends of the family advised me against this.
我的朋友们也是。 So did my friends.
再见,孩子。 See ya, kid.
从来没想过我们会有这么多的乐趣 ♪ Never thought We'd have so much fun ♪
♬玩机枪♬ ♪ Playing with a machine gun ♪
♬机枪♬ ♪ Machine gun ♪
为明天装上吧 ♪ Load it up for tomorrow ♪
她今天回去了。 She goes back today.
从来没有这么多的乐趣 ♪ Never had so much fun ♪
♪♪啊 ♪ Ah ♪
能把声音调小点吗? Any chance of turning that down to loud?
没有比这更好的了 ♪ Never better-- ♪
对不起。我做饭的时候很紧张。 Sorry. I get nervous when I cook.
你在做什么? What are you making?
蓝莓煎饼。 Blueberry pancakes.
在纽约的每个人? For everyone in New York?
第一批煮得太熟了。 The first batch was overcooked.
我们可以把它们当作飞盘。 We can use 'em as Frisbees.
我以为正常人周六都睡得很晚。 I thought normal people slept late on Saturdays.
我和爸爸约好8点打网球。 I got an 8:00 tennis date with Dad.
你昨晚才到。我什么时候能见到你? You just got here last night. When do I get to see you?
网球。我们和费莉西亚打双打。 Take up tennis. We'll play doubles with Felicia.
什么乐趣。父女俩对抗他所有的妻子。 What fun. Father and daughter against all his wives.
你想去吃午饭，买点东西吗? You wanna go to lunch and do some shopping?
我不能。我两点要去学校。 I can't. I got to be at school at 2:00.
我们在为三年级学生做预习。 We're doing a preview for the third-graders.
真的很抱歉。 Really sorry.
没关系。你结婚的时候，请我参加你的婚礼。 It's okay. When you get married, invite me to the wedding.
我得走了。我迟到了。再见。 I've got to go. I'm late. Bye.
这批看起来好多了。不是很有弹性的。 This batch looks better. Not so bouncy.
哦,很好。我来打扫厨房。 Oh, good. I get to clean up the kitchen.
不，别管了。我今晚就做。 No, just leave it. I'll do it tonight.
到今晚，你需要手榴弹来打扫房间。 By tonight, you'll need hand grenades to clean this room.
现在你知道爸爸为什么放我走了吧。 Now you know why Dad let me go.
海蒂今晚在这儿过夜可以吗? Is it okay if Heidi spends the night tonight?
确定。叫她把要洗的衣服带来。 Sure. Tell her to bring her laundry.
我的上帝。谁是新的ingénue? My God. Who's the new ingénue?
你好,保罗。 Hello, Paul.
你看起来14。 You look 14.
如果你明年演彼得·潘，我想加入合唱队。 If you do Peter Pannext year, I want to be in the chorus.
他在酒吧那头。 He's at the end of the bar.
谢谢。 Thanks.
乔治亚，你看起来很棒。 Georgia, you look great.
谢谢。 Thanks.
你看起来炸药。很高兴再次见到你。 You look dynamite. Good to see you again.
她看起来不可思议的。 She looks marvelous.
自从合唱团热线开通以来，还没听到过这样的嗡嗡声。 Haven't heard buzzing like that since Chorus Lineopened.
你好,大卫。 Hello, David.
你看起来令人难以置信的。 You look incredible.
我都忘了你有这么好的身材了。 I forgot you had a figure like that.
我得到了帮助。这些是波莉的衣服。 I got help. These are Polly's clothes.
大卫，五分钟后我为您安排好餐桌。 I'll have a table for you in five minutes, David.
你好,凯尔。 Hello, Kyle.
我看见你进来了。我简直不敢相信。 I saw you come in. I couldn't believe it.
你得给我们的墙画张新画。 You're gonna have to give us a new picture for our wall.
我要再来一杯苏格兰威士忌。 I'll have another scotch.
苏打水。 Club soda.
你不在的时候我给你写过信。我想你已经知道了。 I wrote you while you were away. I assume you got it.
它不需要回答。 It didn't require an answer.
这就是为什么我没有写。 That's why I didn't write one.
你非得急着走吗?你能留下来吃晚饭吗? Look, do you have to rush away? Can you stay for dinner?
不。波莉6点回来。 No. Polly is due back at 6:00.
我现在驯化。 I'm domesticated now.
你在工作吗? Are you, uh, working?
是的。上周演完一出戏。 Yeah. Finished a play last week.
我很久没听你说过这话了。 Well, I haven't heard you say that in a long time.
你喜欢吗? Do you like it?
不能客观的。 Can't be objective.
但我尊敬的人都喜欢。 But people that I respect like it.
好吧，为完成任务干杯。 Well, here's to finishing things.
开始新的生活。 And starting new ones.
你的沙拉没动。 You didn't touch your salad.
我只是想找点东西玩。 I just wanted something to play with.
你可能没注意到，我很紧张。 In case you haven't noticed, I'm nervous.
事实上，我才是紧张的那个。 Actually, I'm the one who's nervous.
除了我想说的，我们什么都谈了。 We've discussed everything except what I wanted to talk about.
我已经迟到半个小时了。再等五分钟也无妨。 I'm a half-hour late now. Another five minutes won't hurt.
嗯，当…我们分手的时候…当我离开……我决定继续做心理分析。 Well, uh, when, uh... when we split up... when I left... um, I decided to go back into analysis.
我想知道我们到底出了什么问题，以及为什么在经历了两场不太成功的比赛后，我一年多的时间都无法在纸上写出一个清晰的句子。 I wanted to find out what went wrong with us and why, after two halfway promising plays, I couldn't put an intelligible sentence on paper for over a year.
你发现了吗? Did you find out?
嗯，你知道分析。 Well, you know analysis.
你妈妈只修了头两年。 Your mother takes up the first two years.
继续。 Go on.
医生说:“我们来做个实验吧。 Well, the doctor said, "Let's try an experiment.
把一切都写下来。” Put everything on paper."
我们之间发生的每件事，我们对彼此说的每句话，我脑海里的每一个想法，我们在一起这一年半里的每一种感觉。 Everything that happened between us, everything we said to each other, every thought that came to my mind, uh, every feeling I had in the year and a half we spent together.
电影版权肯定值一大笔钱。 The movie rights must be worth a fortune.
不。 No.
但我觉得这是个很好的剧本。 But I think it makes a damn good play.
我不相信。 I don't believe it.
我一字不差地写下来了，乔治娅。 I put it down, Georgia, word for word.
你会惊讶于你是一个多么有趣的角色。 You'd be surprised what an interesting character you are.
别告诉我你是想让我看那个。 Please don't tell me you're going to ask me to read that.
更糟。我想请你考虑在舞台上表演。 Worse. I'm gonna ask you to consider playing it on a stage.
我很抱歉。有些事就是让我觉得好笑。 I'm sorry. Some things just strike me as funny.
我有个制作人几周后要去排练，乔治·德·韦恩想当导演，除了你没人能演这个角色。 I have a producer wants to go into rehearsal in a few weeks, George de Vane wants to direct, and there's nobody to play this part but you.
听着，我告诉他们你绝对不可能答应，但至少我会问你。 Look, I told them there wasn't a chance in hell you'd say yes, but at least I would ask you.
这就是我们，嗯?复印的。 This is us, eh? Xeroxed and all.
我做了一些自由。不完全是我们。 I took some liberties. It's not exactly us.
也许就是我们所代表的。 Maybe just what we represent.
我们代表什么，大卫? What do we represent, David?
我不在的时候你就看吧。 Look, just read it while I'm away.
我回来后给你打电话。 I'll call you when I get back.
加州有什么事让你一早就急着要走? What's in California that you have to rush off in the morning?
我有个女孩在外面。一个月没见她了。 I have a girl out there. Haven't seen her in a month.
她在NBC新闻工作。她有特殊任务。 She works for NBC News. She's on special assignment.
这出戏也像这段对话一样复杂吗? Is the play filled with as many complications as this conversation?
非常感谢您，先生。 Thank you very much, sir.
首先，我还没准备好回去工作。 In the first place, I'm not ready to go back to work yet.
其次，我并不急于公开我们的个人生活，我也绝对不急于重现我向上帝祈祷的那个超重、可悲的人类借口 In the second place, I'm not all that anxious to go public with our personal life, and I sure as hell am not anxious to recreate that overweight, miserable excuse for a human being that I pray to God
我留在长岛的法明戴尔了。 I left back in Farmingdale, Long Island.
波莉现在和我在一起。 I have Polly with me now.
我们要在90街开始全新的生活，我绝不会做任何事来破坏我们的关系。 We're starting a brand-new life up there on 90th street, and there isn't a damn thing in the world that I would do to jeopardize that relationship.
你怎么敢把我弄下来以为你想见的是我? How dare you get me down here thinking it was me you wanted to see?
让你如此焦虑和担心的我。 Me that you were so anxious and worried about.
我很想告诉你我对你的看法，但我向波莉保证不再发誓了。 I would really tell you what I think of you now, but I promised Polly I wouldn't swear anymore.
哦，管它呢。我觉得你是个狗娘养的。 Oh, the hell with it. I think you're a son of a bitch.
如果你想写一部关于你私生活的戏剧，那就去NBC找你的小女友让她上舞台吧。 You want to write a play about your personal life, go get your little lady from NBC and put her up on the stage.
对不起，我大吵大闹了。 I'm sorry I am making a scene.
如你所见，我还在康复中。 As you can see, I'm still rehabilitating.
尽管如此，我还是希望你能读读这部剧。 All that aside, I'd love you to read the play.
呵呵呵。 Heh heh heh.
哦,耶稣。 Oh, Jesus.
你的本事还不错，大卫。 You haven't lost your touch, David.
你该死的不可抗拒的。 You're goddamned irresistible.
海蒂流鼻涕，我睡不着。 Heidi has nasal drip, and I can't sleep.
我可以跟你谈谈吗? Can I talk to you?
当然了,宝贝。 Sure, babe.
你读什么? What you reading?
新戏。 New play.
“只有在我笑的时候。” "Only When I Laugh."
这是喜剧吗? Is it a comedy?
思想扭曲的人可能会这么想。 People with twisted minds might think so.
你的问题是什么? What's your problem?
我有个男朋友。 There's this boy I been seeing.
MM。 Mm.
约翰Steuben。他上大学了。 John Steuben. He goes to Collegiate.
他人很好，只是他开始认真了。 He's very nice, only he's started getting serious.
我是说，真的很认真。 I mean, really serious.
嗯。到目前为止，这很有趣。 Hmm. So far, it's interesting.
但还有一个男孩，亚当·卡萨比安。 But there's another boy-- Adam Kasabian.
非常专业。 Extremely major.
我爱并发症。 I love complications.
但是海蒂也喜欢亚当。 But Heidi also likes Adam.
亚当不喜欢海蒂。 Adam doesn't like Heidi.
亚当喜欢波利。 Adam likes Polly.
但是波莉不希望海蒂不喜欢她。 But Polly doesn't want Heidi not to like her.
那么，波莉如何在不冒犯约翰·斯图本的情况下留住海蒂和亚当呢? So how does Polly get to keep Heidi and Adam without totally offending John Steuben?
听起来和这个脚本一样复杂。 Sounds as complex as this script.
真的吗? Really?
“一个新剧本，由……大卫·劳”? "A New Play by... David Lowe"?
我知道。 I know.
它是什么? What's it about?
是关于一个又肥又胖，邋遢，满嘴脏话的醉酒女人和一个有魅力的敏感作家。 Oh, it's about this big, fat, sloppy, foul-mouthed drunken woman and an attractive sensitive writer.
我不相信。他真有胆量给你发那个? I don't believe it. He actually had the nerve to send you that?
更糟。这白痴倒下去拿到了。 Worse. This idiot went down and got it.
真的很可怕吗? Is it really terrible?
我希望。不幸的是，它很好。 I was hoping. Unfortunately, it is very good.
“只有当我笑的时候”是什么意思? What does "only when I laugh" mean?
老笑话。一个人用矛刺穿了他的胸膛，他的朋友问:“疼吗?” Old joke. A man has a spear sticking through his chest, and his friend asks, "Does it hurt?"
他说"只有在我笑的时候" and he says, "Only when I laugh."
你是拿着矛的那个，对吧? And you're the one with the spear, right?
你明白了。 You got it.
那他为什么要给你? So why'd he give it to you?
想让我做主角。 Wants me to do the lead.
实际上，这意味着扮演我自己。嗯。 It means playing myself, actually. Huh.
但你不会这么做的，对吧? But you're not gonna do it, are you?
你觉得我不该吗? You think I shouldn't?
除非他把你说成一个又胖又邋遢的酒鬼。 Not if he makes you out to be a fat, sloppy drunk.
他没有。她也有自己的时刻。 He doesn't. She has her moments.
这意味着你要和他一起工作吗? Does this mean you-you'd be working with him?
嗯,当然。他会参加排练。 Well, sure. He'd be around rehearsals.
我知道你在想什么，但没关系。 I know what you're thinking, but there's no problem.
他有了一个新女孩。我有了一个新女孩。 He has a new girl. I have a new girl.
此外,这是生意。这是一个非常棒的角色。 Besides, it's business. And it's one hell of a part.
如果我是你，我会认真考虑的。 Well, if I were you, I'd think about it real carefully.
亚当·卡萨比安的事你打算怎么办? Hey, what are you gonna do about Adam Kasabian?
仔细想想。 Think about it real carefully.
你担心吗? Are you worried?
只有在我笑的时候。 Only when I laugh.
喂? Hello?
嗨,鲍勃。谢谢你给我回电话。 Hi, Bob. Thanks for returning my call.
不。就像你说的，打个电话。 No. uh, just checking in, like you said.
我很好。 I'm fine.
你在《呼啸山庄》做得很好。 You do a terrific job up there at Wuthering Heights.
我，我在想你是不是，觉得我现在回去工作太早了。 I, uh-- ahem-- I was wondering if you, uh, felt it was too soon for me to go back to work.
是的。一个新游戏。 Yeah. A new play.
我感觉如何? How do I feel?
如果我知道，我就不会给你打电话了。 If I knew, I wouldn't be calling you.
我害怕得要命，但是…我觉得我真的很想做。很多。 I'm scared as hell is how I feel, but... I think I really want to do it. A lot.
你有30秒的时间说服我不要这么做。 You've got 30 seconds to try and talk me out of it.
嘿，等等我。 Hey, wait for me.
波利,他来了。 Polly, he's coming.
好吧，谁去问他呢? Okay, who's gonna ask him?
你什么意思，谁会去问? What do you mean, who's going to ask?
你想撮合的是你妈妈，对吧? It's your mother you're trying to fix up, aren't you?
我没想撮合她。我只是想介绍一下。 I'm not trying to fix her up. I just want to introduce them.
听起来像是安排好了。这是他。 Sounds like a fix-up to me. Here he is.
Tarloff先生。 Mr. Tarloff.
Tarloff先生吗?嗨,波利。 Mr. Tarloff?Hi, Polly.
嗨。你赶时间吗?是的,有点。它是什么? Hi. Are you in a hurry?Yeah, kind of. What is it?
我妈妈，她在排练一出戏，她不能参加父母节了。哦,好的。 Well, my mom, she's rehearsing for a play, and she can't make Parents' Day.Oh, okay.
她想跟你谈谈我的近况。 She would like to talk to you about how I'm doing.
告诉她你做得很好。 You tell her you're doing fine.
就算我告诉她，她也不会相信的。 Well, she wouldn't believe me if I told her.
你说出来会更好。它真的是。 It's better coming from you.It really is.
让她给我打电话。 Tell her to call me.
放学后你不能和她一起喝咖啡吗? Couldn't you have coffee with her after school?
她真的很关心我的工作。 She really is concerned about my work.
她真的是。好吧好吧 She really is.Well, all right, all right.
周二，5点，街角的咖啡店。 Uh, Tuesday, 5:00, the coffee shop on the corner.
好吧。好吧。 Okay. Okay.
谢谢。谢谢你！ Thanks. Thank you.
我真的很感激。这对我们意义重大。 I really appreciate it.It means a lot to us.
她就在那儿。别担心。 She'll be there. Don't worry.
嘿。 Hey.
呃,Tarloff先生吗? Uh, Mr. Tarloff?
是的。你好,海恩斯太太。很高兴认识你。 Yes. Hello, Mrs. Hines. Nice to meet you.
谢谢你！请坐下。 Thank you. Please, sit down.
我,呃…对不起，我迟到了。 I'm, uh... I'm sorry I'm late.
我刚结束排练。 I just, uh, got off of rehearsal.
是的，波莉告诉我了。 Yes, Polly told me.
我对你的工作非常钦佩。 I'm a great admirer of your work.
哦。谢谢你！ Oh. Thank you.
我希望你也喜欢波莉的作品。 I'm hoping you're an admirer of Polly's work as well.
我不认为这是一回事，但她是个优秀的学生。 Well, I wouldn't put it in quite the same category, but she's an excellent student.
一个不需要努力的幸运儿。 One of the lucky ones who doesn't have to work hard at it.
咖啡吗?呃,谢谢。 Coffee? Uh, please.
小姐，请再来一杯咖啡。 Miss, another coffee here, please.
那是什么问题呢? Well, then what seems to be the problem?
问题吗?没有问题。 Problem? There's no problem.
我对她的工作非常满意。她知道。 I'm extremely happy with her work. She knows that.
那你为什么要见我? Well, why did you ask to see me?
我没有。她说你要见我。 I didn't. She said you asked to see me.
波利说的? Polly said that?
是的。波莉和海蒂·斯坦顿。 Yes. Polly and Heidi Stanton.
我觉得这有点奇怪。 I thought that was a little peculiar.
我明白了。 I see.
塔洛夫先生，你结婚了吗? Mr. Tarloff, are you married?
我是。 I was.
大约三年前离婚。为什么? Divorced about three years ago. Why?
我认为我们是一对年轻媒人无意中的受害者。 I think we are the unwitting victims of a pair of teenage matchmakers.
嗯,很好。呵呵呵。 Well, well. Heh heh.
嗯，就是那种学校。 Well, it's that kind of school.
我们鼓励户外活动。 We encourage outside activities.
哦,上帝。 Oh, God.
波莉当然不会回学校了。 Polly won't be coming back to school, of course.
我要杀了她。 I intend to kill her.
你被禁足了，听到了吗，我不是说只禁足一两个星期。 You are grounded, you hear me, and I don't mean for just a week or two.
我是说，直到你三十六七岁。 I mean, until you're 36, 37 years of age.
你怎么能这样对我? How could you do that to me?
你自己的母亲。 Your own mother.
我绝不会那样对你。 I would never do that to you.
我们都被羞辱了，我们俩。 We were humiliated, the both of us.
这个人教英语，但突然忘了怎么说这种语言。 The man teaches English and suddenly forgot how to speak the language.
那是一件很糟糕的事，波莉。 That was a lousy thing to do, Polly.
但是…你喜欢他吗? But... did you like him?
你说我喜欢他是什么意思? What do you mean, did I like him?
我的工作。我正在演一出戏。 I am working. I am doing a play.
我没有时间做那种事。 I haven't got time for things like that.
你今晚没饭吃。你听到了吗?没有晚餐。 No dinner for you tonight. Do you hear me? No dinner.
我已经吃了。 I already ate.
然后没有早餐。 Then no breakfast.
我试过了。 I tried.
感觉如何? How does it feel?
没关系。没什么特别的。 It's okay. Nothing special.
进来吗? Coming in?
是的。大约两三个小时后。 Yeah. In about two or three hours.
我有一部剧本六个多月来都没翻过32页。好吧，什么是——线? I have a play that has not gotten past page 32 in over six months.Well, what is-- Line?
你想让我做什么? What is it you want me to do?
我不知道我写的东西是否值得买一张报纸，但请在我坐在书桌前的时候，就像我躺在床上的时候，请给我同样的同情和关心。 I don't know if what I'm writing is worth the price of the paper, but please show me the same compassion and consideration when I'm sitting at my desk as you do when I get into bed.
对不起。我不知道我要求这么高。 Sorry. I didn't realize I was so demanding.
天啊，我只要用不那么冷漠的眼神看着你，你就已经准备好跳上床了。 Ah, Jesus, all I have to do is look at you with anything less than indifference, and you're ready to jump in the sack with your shoes on.
好吧,原谅我。 Well, forgive me.
冷淡不是我主要的障碍之一。 Frigidity is not one of my major hang-ups.
去吧，工作，卢。 Go ahead, work, Lou.
你为什么不写《热铁皮屋顶上的猫》? Why don't you write Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?
我一直很喜欢那出戏。 I always liked that play.
没有,产品。不要去酒吧。 Don't, Evy. Don't go for the bar.
别喝得太醉，听不到我要说的话。 Don't get too drunk to hear what I'm trying to say.
今晚不行。 Not tonight.
我没觉得你会说什么。 I didn't get the impression you were gonna say much of anything.
好吧。你想让我来做吗? All right. You want me to make it?
杜本内酒吗?伏特加? Dubonnet? Vodka?
双倍杰克丹尼尔加冰块?你的名字。 Double Jack Daniels on the rocks? You name it.
是你把我留下的，所以你最好让你的钱物有所值。 You're the one who's keeping me, so you might as well get your goddamn money's worth.
它的名字。说出来，看在上帝的份上! Name it. Name it, for chrissake!
好吧，好吧，好吧。听听这位多产作家的作品。 Well, well, well, well, well. Listen to the prolific writer.
这是我六个月来第一次听到你连念十句台词。 First time I heard 10 lines in a row out of you in six months.
你为什么不给自己写个退场场景? Why the hell don't you write yourself an exit scene?
我的意思是它。 I mean it.
收拾好你的小旅行袋滚出去! Pack up your little overnight bag and get out!
滚出去，该死的! Get out, damn you!
我不需要你! I don't need you!
我不需要— I don't need--
怎么了，乔治亚? What is it, Georgia?
这很难，仅此而已。 It's hard, that's all.
我知道。这就是为什么它这么好。 I know. That's why it's so good.
我们休息五分钟吧? Why don't we take five?
你对吧? You all right?
对不起。 Sorry.
抱歉?我坐在那里，被你迷住了。 Sorry? I sit out there, I'm mesmerized by you.
它是如此真实，如此真实。 It's so real, so truthful.
我不觉得自己在看话剧。 Doesn't feel like it's a play I'm watching.
我觉得我熬不过去了，大卫。 I don't think I can get through this, David.
我说过我会接受你做的任何决定。 I said I would accept any decision you make.
谢谢。只要我知道有扇门开着，我就能冲过去。 Thanks. As long as I know there's a door open I can always run through.
让我们尽量走远一点。 Let's take it as far as we can.
我想让你知道… Look, I want you to know...
我觉得你各方面都很棒。 I think you're incredible in every way.
对不起,亲爱的。 Sorry, darling.
这几乎是1:30。 It's almost 1:30.
我知道。我去试衣了。 I know. I had a costume fitting.
我们要等吉米吗? Are we gonna wait for Jimmy?
我45分钟后要去看皮肤科医生。 I have to be at the dermatologist in 45 minutes.
为什么总是我先到? Why is it I'm always the one who's early?
我们有点暴躁，是吗? A little testy, are we?
在凯文的对立面醒来? Woke up on the wrong side of Kevin?
我不知道凯文还有正确的一面。 I didn't know there was a right side to Kevin.
我要蟹肉番茄沙司。 I'm having the crabs marinara.
哈哈。怎么了? Ha ha. What's wrong?
什么都没有。哈。 Nothing. Heh.
也许是因为我昨晚吃了一打安定。 Maybe it's the dozen Valium I had last night.
我觉得我的生活中有颗炸弹要爆炸，我不知道该躲到哪里去。 I feel like a bomb is about to explode in my life and I don't know where to hide.
发生什么事情了? What's happening?
我昨晚在凯文的夹克上发现了一根长长的灰色头发。 I found a long, gray hair on Kevin's jacket last night.
如果是别的女人，我就杀了他。 If it's another woman's, I'll kill him.
如果是我的，我就自杀。 If it's mine, I'll kill myself.
托比,相信我。你是一件艺术品。 Toby, trust me. You are a work of art.
如果你被拍卖，你会卖到一百六十万。 If you were up for auction, you'd go for a million six.
我听说你昨晚和大卫出去了。 I heard you were out with David last night.
在今天的邮报上。 It was in today's Post.
我没有和他约会。 I didn't go out with him.
我在排练后吃了个三明治。 I had a sandwich after rehearsal.
我在演那个男人演的戏。 I'm doing the man's play.
上面写着"查理的朋友" It said, "Chummy at Charlie's."
你在查理家有多亲密? Just how chummy were you at Charlie's?
没什么事，托比。 Nothing is going on, Toby.
我比波莉早睡两个小时。 I'm in bed two hours before Polly.
我也一样。 So am I.
我们有很多共同点，不是吗? We have a lot in common, haven't we?
也许不是。你知道只要点家里最好的菜就行了，姑娘们。 Maybe not.You know there's just-- Order the best dish in the house, girls.
意大利演员付钱。 The Italian actor is paying.
啊，你找到工作了。 Ahh, you got a job.
不是工作，皮包骨。 Not a job, skinny.
一部分!一个角色。 A part! A role.
主要作品中的主要角色 A major character in a major production.
哦。 Oh.
不幸的是，它在纽约一个未被发现的地方的一个小剧院里，但它是通往地狱的第一步。 Unfortunately, it's in a minor theater in an undiscovered part of New York, but it's the first step on the ladder to shitheel.
对不起。一瓶你们最好的红酒再给马克小姐一杯秀兰·邓波儿。 Sorry. Uh, a bottle of your best red and a Shirley Temple for Little Miss Marker here.
我真为你高兴。 Oh, I am so happy for you.
这个怎么了? What's wrong with this one?
黄金价格下跌了2美元，对吧? Price of gold just went down $2.00, right?
她今天过得很糟糕。 She's having a bad day.
我今天过得还不错。 I'm not having a bad day.
我很高兴大家都这么开心。 I'm delighted that everybody is so happy.
事实上，你们都被邀请参加周五晚上的派对。 As a matter of fact, you're all invited to a party Friday night.
我的公寓，非常考究。 My apartment, very dressy.
棒极了。机会是什么? Terrific. What's the occasion?
什么叫"今天是什么场合" What do you mean, "what's the occasion"?
你知道这种场合。这是我的生日。 You know the occasion. It's my birthday.
我的40岁生日。 My 40th birthday.
所以我们能不能不谈这个话题点我们的午餐了，拜托了? So could we just drop the subject and order our fucking lunches, please?
你戴那对蓝色耳环一定很好看。 Those blue earrings would be fabulous on you.
来吧,波利。让我们看看有多少钱。 Come on, Polly. Let's see how much they are.
等一下，妈妈。有什么事吗? Wait a minute, Mom.What's the matter?
我想那两个男孩一直在跟踪我们。 I think those two boys have been following us.
你什么意思，我们?他们12岁了。 What do you mean, us? They're 12 years old.
不,他们不是。他们在大学里。 No, they're not. They're in college.
其中一个在罗格斯大学。我认识他的表弟。 One of 'em goes to Rutgers. I know his cousin.
它们很漂亮，不是吗? They're gorgeous, aren't they?
是的。很可爱。你为什么不过去打个招呼? Yes. Very cute. Why don't you go over and say hello?
不。不。就站在这里。他们会过来。 No. No. Just stand here. They'll come over.
其中一个在看你。 One of 'em is looking at you.
波利。我可不想在麦迪逊大街上被罗格斯大学的男生勾搭上。现在来吧。 Polly. I don't want to be picked up on Madison Avenue by a Rutgers's boy. Now come on.
什么? What?
我怎么跟你说的? What'd I tell you?
他们随时都可能行动。 They're gonna make their move any minute.
如果他们来了，我会告诉他们你是我妹妹。 If they come over, I'm gonna tell them you're my sister.
如果你告诉他们，他们会给你一脸的苜蓿芽。 You tell them that, you'll get a face full of alfalfa sprouts.
如果我告诉他们你是我妈妈，他们会害羞，然后走开。 If I tell 'em you're my mother, they're gonna get shy, and they're gonna walk away.
就帮我一个忙。 Just do me this one favor.
他们不会相信我是你妹妹的。 They're never gonna believe I'm your sister.
是的,他们会的。你看起来很好。 Yes, they will. You look great.
让我来处理吧，妈妈。 Just let me handle this, Mom.
我警告你，我不会去任何舞会的。 I'm warning you, I'm not going to any proms.
哦,我的脚。 Oh, my feet.
你看到空位了吗，加里? You see any open tables, Gary?
哎呀,没有。 Gee, no.
我们可以共用这张桌子吗? Uh, okay if we share this table?
确定。 Sure.
打扰一下，你知道麦克道格街在哪儿吗? Excuse me, but do you know where MacDougal Street is?
嗯,MacDougal街? Um, MacDougal Street?
我们对纽约不是很熟悉。 We're not that familiar with New York.
我们今晚应该去麦克道格尔街的派对，但我们不知道它在哪。 We're supposed to go to this party tonight on MacDougal, but we don't know where it is.
在市中心的西村。 It's downtown in the West Village.
哦，西村。正确的。非常感谢。 Oh, the West Village. Right. Thanks a lot.
你喜欢健康食品吗? You into health foods?
不，我不喜欢。我只是吃它们。 No, I'm not into them. I just eat them.
你是霍莉·贾米森的表妹，对吧? You're Holly Jamison's cousin, aren't you?
这是正确的。你怎么知道的? That's right. How'd you know?
因为我去年在她的生日派对上见过你，但你没待多久。 'Cause I saw you at her birthday party last year, but you didn't stay long.
我只是过来打个招呼。 I just dropped in to say hello.
我也Holcroft。 I'm Don Holcroft.
这是我朋友，加里·钱布利斯。 This is my friend-- Gary Chambliss.
嗨。嗨。 Hi. Hi.
我是波莉·海恩斯，这是我妹妹，卡罗尔。 I'm Polly Hines, and this is my sister--Carol.
你好,卡罗尔。 Hello, Carol.
你好。 Hello.
你住在纽约? Uh, you live in New York?
我们的父母住在巴黎，但我们在这里上学。 Well, our parents live in Paris, but we go to school here.
哥伦比亚大学。学习新闻。 Columbia. Studying journalism.
我是大一的学生。 I'm a freshman.
我是一个高级。 I'm a senior.
是啊，我还以为你是老大呢。 Yeah, I thought you were the older one.
我离开了几年去旅行。 I took off a few years to travel.
太好了。我们在罗格斯大学。法律系的。 Great. We're down at Rutgers. Pre-law.
哦,法律系的。 Oh, pre-law.
这是一件好事。 That's a good thing to get into.
是的。 Yeah.
听着，今晚的派对有点宽松? Listen, this party tonight is kind of loose, you know?
如果你们愿意来，我相信我朋友会很高兴你们来的。 If you guys would like to drop by, I'm sure my friend would be glad to have you.
嗯，我不知道。你觉得呢，卡罗尔? Well, I don't know. What do you think, Carol?
卡罗尔? Carol?
我吗? Me?
哦，呃，我不能。 Oh, uh, I can't.
我今晚要发表那份报纸。 I have that paper to get out tonight.
哦,是的。 Oh, yes.
卡罗尔在写关于存在主义的非人化的论文。 Carol's doing her thesis on the dehumanization of existentialism.
她很有头脑。 She's a real brain.
是这样吗? Is that right?
不。 No.
我只是在摆弄它。 I just fiddle around with it.
听着，波莉，我们得走了。 Listen, Polly, we have to go.
为什么? Why?
因为爸爸六点会从国外打来电话。 Because Dad is calling from overseas at 6:00.
如果你们不介意的话。 If you guys will excuse us.
我们这周末会在城里。 We're gonna be in town over the weekend.
有什么地方可以联系到你吗? Is there any place we can get in touch with you?
是的，我们没有电话。 Yeah--We don't have a phone.
他们要拆我们的宿舍。 Uh, they're tearing our dorm down.
我们在找另一个。 We're-We're trying to find another one.
很高兴认识你。 It was awfully nice meeting you.
再见。你说再见了吗，卡罗尔? Bye. Did you say goodbye, Carol?
我说它。我说它。 I said it. I said it.
我们能走了吗? Can we please go?
你会搬家吗? Will you move?
我可能会因此进监狱。 I could go to jail for this.
天啊，太搞笑了。 Oh, God, that is so funny.
我只是希望我能坐在隔壁桌。 I just wish I was sitting at the next table.
然后这个叫加里的说"你喜欢健康食品吗" And then this Gary guy says, "Are you into health foods?"
妈妈说，“不，我不喜欢。我只是吃它们。” and Mom says, "No, I'm not into them. I just eat them."
你是说卡罗尔说的。是的,卡罗。 You mean Carol said that.Yeah, Carol.
你想听最可怕的部分吗，最可怕的部分? Oh, you want to hear the scary part, the really scary part?
我们一起坐出租车回家，我坐在那里对自己说，“该死，我应该去麦克道格尔街参加派对的。” We're driving home in the cab together, and I'm sitting there saying to myself, "Damn it, I should have gone to the party on MacDougal Street."
我不觉得这有什么不好? I don't see what's so wrong with that?
在曼哈顿，伍迪·艾伦(Woody Allen) 42岁，玛丽埃尔·海明威(Mariel hemingway) 17岁。 In Manhattan, Woody Allen was 42, and Mariel Hemmingway was 17.
他十七岁，她四十二岁，这可不行。 It doesn't work when he's 17 and she's 42.
那裙子呢? What about the dresses?
我非常想看那些新衣服。 I am dying to see the new dresses.
等着看衣服吧。最高法院。 Wait till you see the dresses. The Supremes.
波莉，去把衣服拿来。 Polly, go get the dresses.
哦，让我们先唱我们的歌。他得看看我们的号码。 Oh, let's do our number first. He's got to see our number.
你认为呢?什么号码? You think? What number?
我们要为托比的派对表演一曲。 Well, we're doing a number for Toby's party.
这需要大量的工作。 It needs a lot of work.
不，我需要做很多工作。她是完美的。 No, I need a lot of work. She's perfect.
想象一个黑暗的房间，一个针点，一个安静的观众。 Imagine a darkened room, a pin spot, a hushed audience.
我是安静的。我是安静的。 I'm hushed. I'm hushed.
和介绍。 And an introduction.
女士们先生们，海恩斯和海恩斯。 Ladies and gentlemen, Hines and Hines.
准备好了吗? Ready?
我想我得改变计划了 ♪ And I guess I'll have to change my plan ♪
我应该意识到还有另一个男人 ♪ I should have realized There'd be another man ♪
我忽略了这一点完全忽略了 ♪ I overlooked that point Completely ♪
直到大事件开始 ♪ Until the big affair began ♪
在我知道我在哪里之前 ♪ Before I knew where I was at ♪
我发现自己在书架上 ♪ I found myself up on the shelf And that was that ♪
我试图到达月球但当我到了那里 ♪ I tried to reach the moon But when I got there ♪
我所能得到的只有空气 ♪ All that I could get Was the air ♪
我的双脚回到了地面 ♪ My feet are back Upon the ground ♪
我失去了我唯一找到的人 ♪ I've lost the one man I found ♪
我想我得改变计划了 ♪ I guess I'll have to Change my plan ♪
不要停止。 Don't stop.
你好。 Hello.
完全忽略了这一点 ♪ Overlooked that point Completely ♪
你好,大卫。你能五分钟后再打来吗? Hello, David. Could you call back in about five minutes?
她现在正忙着呢。 She's busy right now.
不，不，不。我想和他谈谈。 No, no, no, no, no. I want to talk to him.
我去另一个房间拿。 I'll take it in the other room.
等等,大卫。她的到来。 Hold on, David. She's coming.
大卫。 David.
我很高兴你打电话来。 Oh, I'm so glad you called.
我们度过了最不可思议的一天。 We had the most incredible day.
你好吗? How are you?
你今天休息得愉快吗? Did you have a nice day off?
是吗? Did you?
你想我了吗? Did you miss me?
听着，我在想你昨天说的话。 Listen, I was thinking about what you said yesterday.
我认为这是个好主意。 I think it is a wonderful idea.
是的。 Yeah.
嗨,爱德华。 Hi, Ed.
嗨。你在这里做什么? Hi. What are you doing here?
为什么?我被解雇了吗? Why? Was I fired?
1点之前你都不待命。 You're not on call till 1:00.
我喜欢演艺圈。我能说什么呢? I love show business. What can I say?
你看到大卫了吗? Have you seen David?
是的，他在前面，谢谢。 Yeah, he's out front.Thanks.
我想摆脱工作，这是一回事。 I'm trying to get away from work, that's one thing.
打字机的那边。 Typewriter's over there.
大卫。 David.
大卫，你在吗? David, are you out there?
是的。是正确的。 Yeah. Be right there.
你早到了一小时。 You're an hour early.
衡平法会因你过度操劳而起诉我们的。 Equity will have us up on charges for overworking you.
我得去给托比买生日礼物，所以我去的时候，你也很幸运。 I had to pick up a gift for Toby's birthday, so while I was at it, you got lucky, too.
在这里。 Here.
我希望你喜欢1942年的米老鼠手表。 I hope you're into 1942 Mickey Mouse watches.
后面有个铭文。 There's, uh, an inscription on the back.
我不想让你现在看。我讨厌等评论。 I don't want you to read it now. I hate waiting up for reviews.
这是首演的吗?还有六个星期呢。 Is this for opening night? It's still six weeks away.
不,不,不。 No, no, no.
首演之夜，你会看到手表上的分针。 Opening night, you get the minute hands on the watch.
这只是为了…我不知道这是干什么用的。 This is just for... I don't know what it's for.
我就是那种冲动的买家。 I'm just one of those impulsive buyers.
谢谢你！我真的很感动。 Thank you. I'm very touched, really.
如果你喜欢这个题词，可以在托比的派对上告诉我。 You can tell me at Toby's party if you liked the inscription.
哦,上帝。我忘了她的派对。 Oh, God. I forgot about her party.
哦，你一定要来。 Oh, you have to come.
她邀请了所有的演员。 She invited the whole cast.
波莉和我要唱我们的金曲。 Polly and I are gonna sing our golden hits.
问题是，我有个朋友从加州来。 Thing is, this friend of mine is in from California.
她昨晚才回来。她只在这里待三天。 She just got in last night. She's only here for three days.
当然可以。我明白了。 Of course. I understand.
她在后面。我能把她弄下来吗? She's in the back. Could I bring her down?
她很想见见你。 She'd like very much to meet you.
当然可以。 Certainly.
丹尼斯。再次感谢你们。 Denise. Again, thank you for this.
丹尼斯·萨默斯，乔治亚·海恩斯。 Denise Summers, Georgia Hines.
你好。 Hello.
很高兴认识你。 Very pleased to meet you.
大卫说进展非常顺利。 David says it's going enormously well.
每个人看起来都很放松。 Everyone seems so relaxed.
那是因为还没人看过。 That's because no one's seen it yet.
你是我们的第一个观众。 You're our first audience.
哦?我可不想成为你们关系紧张的原因。 Oh? Well, I don't want to be the cause of tension.
反正我也得回工作室了。 I have to be getting back to the studio, anyway.
我们午餐时见，大卫。 I'll see you for lunch, David.Okay.
在54街和公园路口。再见,海恩斯小姐。 It's on 54th and Park. Goodbye, Miss Hines.
我知道会很棒的。 I know it's gonna be wonderful.
首演之夜你会来吗? You'll be here for opening night?
哦，我会在这里的。 Oh, I'll be here.
我担心的是大卫要留在剧院里。再见。 It's David I'm worried about keeping in the theater. Goodbye.
我送你出去。我马上回来。 I'll walk you out front. I'll be right back.
嗨,格鲁吉亚。 Hi, Georgia.
如果你等一下，我帮你叫她。 Yeah, if you hold on, I'll get her for you.
她来了。乔治娅，给你的。 Here she comes.Georgia, it's for you.
带个口信。 Take a message.
她现在正忙着呢。要我捎个口信吗? She's busy right now. Uh, can I take a message?
哦，等一下。 Oh, just a minute.
这是吉米·佩里诺。他说有紧急情况 It's Jimmy Perino. He says it's an emergency.
好吧。 Okay.
怎么了? What's wrong?
我刚接到托比的电话。今晚的聚会不举行。 Oh, I just got a call from Toby. The party is off tonight.
你能稍等一下吗? Could you just hold it a second, please?
我在打电话。今晚的聚会不举行。 I'm on the phone. Party is off tonight.
凯文昨晚没回家。 Kevin didn't come home last night.
他今天早上给她打了电话。他想摆脱婚姻。 He called her this morning. He wants out of the marriage.
哦,基督。 Oh, Christ.
发生了什么事? What happened?
哦，她不肯说。你知道她。 Oh, she won't talk about it. You know her.
好像什么都没发生。这个女人太棒了。 As if nothing happened. The woman is fantastic.
她连五点在伊莉莎白·雅顿的约会都没去。 She's even keeping her 5:00 appointment at Elizabeth Arden.
今晚不应该让她一个人呆着。 She shouldn't be left alone tonight.
我想提前一小时下班。 Uh, I'll ask to get off an hour early.
打电话告诉她我们都要过来。 Call her and tell her we're both coming over.
好吧，我会尽力的。这里一片恐慌。 Well, I'll do the best I can. It is panic down here.
那个笨蛋制作人刚把布景给炒了。 The putz producer just fired the scenery.
我对天发誓，他指着风景说:“你被淘汰了。” I swear to God, he pointed to the scenery and said, "You're out."
你怎么样了? How's it going with you?
完美的。一个快乐的大家庭。 Perfect. One big happy family.
我晚点再跟你谈。 I'll talk to you later.
错什么了? Anything wrong?
听着，告诉大家派对取消了。 Listen, tell everybody that the party is off.
我要去更衣室了。 I'm gonna be in my dressing room.
我不想被打扰。 I don't want to be disturbed.
乔治娅在化妆间里? Georgia in her dressing room?
是的，但她要求不要被打扰。 Yes, but she asked not to be disturbed.
格鲁吉亚?这是大卫。 Georgia? It's David.
我可以马上过去吗? Can I come in a minute?
你没事吧? Are you all right?
乔治告诉我他向你问好，而你正好从他身边走过。 George told me he said hello to you and you walked right by him.
对不起。 Sorry.
你看起来心烦意乱。 You seem upset.
你宁愿我不打扰你吗? Would you rather I left you alone?
请。 Please.
当然可以。 Of course.
听着,我很抱歉。 Listen, I'm sorry.
我不应该把丹尼斯带进来。 I shouldn't have brought Denise in.
我不知道你这么早就来了。 And I didn't know you'd be in this early.
她只打算待几分钟。 She was only gonna stay a few minutes.
丹尼斯? Denise?
我真蠢。 It was stupid of me.
你完全有理由生气。 You have every right to be angry.
你以为我生气是因为你把你可爱的小女友带来了吗? You think that I'm upset because you brought your cute little girlfriend down here?
天啊，我还以为演员都很自负呢。 Jesus, and I thought actors had all the ego.
听着，无意冒犯，她是个可爱的女孩，但现在，我脑子里有更重要的事。 Listen, no offense, she is a lovely girl, but right now, I have much more important things on my mind.
我最好的朋友在结婚12年后被丈夫抛弃了，这让我很困扰。 My best friend in the entire world just had her husband walk right out on her after 12 years of marriage, and it bothers me.
真的很困扰我。 Really bothers me.
当我爱的人痛苦时，我没有时间去关心别人的问题。 When somebody I love is in pain, I haven't got time for other people's problems.
别烦我。 Just leave me alone.
我不想要可乐。我不想喝咖啡。 I don't want a Coke. I don't want coffee.
我什么都不想要。你明白吗? I don't want anything. Do you understand?
是的。 Yes.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
出租车! Taxi!
我能和科马克医生通话吗? Yes, uh, can I speak to Dr. Komack, please?
这是格鲁吉亚海因斯。 It's Georgia Hines.
不，我要科马克医生。 No, I want Dr. Komack.
告诉他情况紧急 Um, tell him it's an emergency.
啊。鲍勃。 Ah. Bob.
他在哪里? Where is he?
别告诉我这无关紧要。我需要他。 Don't tell me it's immaterial. I need him.
我现在需要他。 I need him now.
今晚晚些时候，我可能会在布鲁克林大桥上跳踢踏舞。 Later this evening, I may be tap dancing on the goddamn Brooklyn Bridge.
你没听到我在说什么吗? Don't you hear what I'm saying?
我离一杯双份伏特加马提尼还有20英尺，我不想听到别人说我刚刚花了12周的时间，花了我所有的积蓄，直到今晚晚些时候。 I am about 20 feet away from a double vodka martini, and I don't want to hear that I have just spent 12 weeks and every cent I've got to hold myself together until later this evening.
我不认识你。 I don't know you.
我不想和你说话。 I don't want to talk to you.
不要紧。 Never mind.
我很好。我真的害怕。 I'm fine. I really am.
我宁愿自己解决这个问题也不愿被一个关于喝酒的危险的演讲无聊到死。 I would much rather work this out myself than be bored to death with a speech on the perils of drinking.
你帮了大忙了，亲爱的。 You have been a terrific help, sweetheart.
再接再厉。 Keep up the good work.
你用完这些后，冰箱里还有价值800美元的。 When you're finished with these, there's another $800 worth in the freezer.
拯救他们。今年冬天我可能要靠它们生活了。 Save them. I may have to live off them this winter.
那么，会是什么呢? So, what's it gonna be?
分离?离婚吗?什么? Separation? Divorce? What?
是的，真的要离婚了。 Yes, there's gonna be an actual divorce.
就在我们谈话的这一刻，他正在和他的律师哥哥，从他善解人意的嫂子那里得到建议和同情。 He is, at the very moment we are speaking, with his brother, the lawyer, getting advice and sympathy from his understanding sister-in-law.
一个很懂得同情的女人，因为她鼻子的一侧长了两个巨大的疣子。 A woman who knows a great deal about sympathy, because of the two huge warts on the side of her nose.
你是说突然，毫无预兆地，他告诉你他想退出吗? You mean suddenly, without any warning, the man tells you he wants out?
生活中没有什么事是没有预兆的。 Oh, nothing in life happens without warning.
它一天一天地破碎，一点一点地破碎，就像你镜子里的脸。 It falls apart day by day, bit by bit, like your face in the mirror.
他有别人了吗? Has he got somebody else?
我可以应付竞争。 Competition I could handle.
拒绝是一个母老虎。 Rejection's a ballbreaker.
你知道我说什么吗?螺丝。 You know what I say? Screw him.
如果更多的女人说"去他的" If more women said "Screw him,"
今天会有更多有趣的女人。 there'd be a lot more funny women around today.
这是为你。 It's for you.
我不喝。 I don't drink.
你知道在1960年，我被选为密歇根大学最漂亮的女孩吗? Did you know in 1960, I was voted the prettiest girl at the University of Michigan?
我当时不在场，但我相信你。 I wasn't there, but I believe you.
一个全美国的中卫愿意放弃去玫瑰碗的机会就为了我喜欢的一晚。 An All-American halfback was willing to give up a trip to the Rose Bowl for one night of my favors.
我平均每周收到15次性提议，其中至少有三次来自教职员工。 I received, on the average, 15 sexual proposals a week, at least three from the faculty.
听起来是个不错的学校。 Sounds like a good school.
我16岁的时候，环球影业给了我一份7年的合约，他们根本不在乎我能不能演戏，我确实演不了。 When I was 16, Universal Studios offered me a seven-year contract, and they didn't even care if I could act, which I couldn't.
在密歇根大学，我的专业是美丽。 At Michigan, I majored in beautiful.
来吧，喝完。 Come on, drink up.
我17岁的时候，比佛利山庄的一个已婚心理医生开车撞到了树上因为我不接他的电话。 When I was 17, a married psychiatrist in Beverly Hills drove his car into a tree because I wouldn't answer his phone calls.
你可以在我的日记里看到这些。 You can read all of this in my diaries.
我现在还留着。我知道,天使。我知道。 I still have them.I know, angel. I know.
世界上最具影响力的男人都爱上了我，渴望我，对我极度渴望比我这辈子遇到的任何女人都要多。 I've had some of the most influential men in the world in love with me, desirous of me, desperate for me more than any other woman I've ever met in my entire life.
如果那个狗娘养的12年后还能来找我说他对我没兴趣了，那他就可以走了。 If that son of a bitch can turn to me after 12 years and say he's no longer interested, well, he can get out.
我也不在乎我不需要他。没事的，宝贝。让它出来。发泄出来。 I don't care. I don't need him. I-- It's all right, baby. Let it out. Let it all out.
我不需要他!我不! I don't need him! I don't!
耶稣。 Jesus.
吉米。 Jimmy.
我不想让他看到我这个样子。 I don't want him to see me like this.
我要去修一下脸。我马上就回来。 I'm gonna fix my face. I'll be back in a minute.
忘记我的礼物。我把它忘在家里了。 Forgot my gift. I left it at home.
和两个老太太一起进电梯时，我突然大叫:“哦，该死。” Coming up in the elevator with two old ladies, I suddenly yell out, "Oh, shit."
我需要喝一杯。她在哪里呢? I need a drink. Where is she?
在卧室里。 In the bedroom.
我希望你准备了很多歌，因为我现在身体不好，没法取悦任何人。 Well, I hope you got a lot of songs prepared, because I am in no shape to entertain anybody.
我喘不过气来了。看我的手在发抖。 I can't catch my breath. Look at my hand shaking.
我是来安慰我最好的朋友的，而我才是那个需要注射镇静剂的人。 I am rushing up here to comfort my best friend, and I'm the one that should be sedated.
他们把我炒鱿鱼。 They fired me.
那个小杂种在开幕前三晚炒了我。 The little son of a bitch fires me three nights before the opening.
哦,基督。 Oh, Christ.
他甚至连把我拉到一边的礼貌都没有。 He didn't even have the decency to take me aside.
他当着全体演员的面告诉我。 He tells it to me in front of the entire cast.
我对他说"听着，你不开心的话"你想怎么做我就怎么做。 I said to him, "Look, you're not happy, "I'll do it any way you want.
“快,慢,响亮。 "Faster, slower, louder.
“我要穿裙子。” "I'll wear a dress.
我是一个演员。让我行动。” I'm an actor. Let me act."
你好,甜心。 Hello, sweetheart.
你好,亲爱的。 Hello, darling.
天啊，你看起来容光焕发。 My God, you look radiant.
她为沮丧而打扮。 She dresses up for depression.
你不必来的。我知道你在工作。 You didn't have to come. I knew you were working.
工作吗? Working?
你知道我们从不错过生日。 You know we never miss birthdays.
三个同志。 The Three Comrades.
海蒂·拉玛，玛格丽特·沙利文，还有比乌拉·邦迪。 Hedy Lamarr, Margaret Sullivan, and Beulah Bondi.
开业前三天他被解雇了。 He was fired three days before opening.
哦,上帝,不。 Oh, God, no.
我的名字上了《星期日泰晤士报》。 My name was in the Sunday Timesad.
我有来自新泽西州帕特森的18个亲戚来参加开幕式。 I've got 18 relatives from Paterson, New Jersey, coming to the opening.
有六个人已经给我发电报了。 Six of them already sent me telegrams.
我姑姑罗萨里奥寄给我一颗糖。 My Aunt Rosario sent me a candy gram.
我已经吃了讨厌的糖果。 I already ate the lousy candy.
他们把我的角色给了候补演员。 They gave my part to the understudy.
他甚至都不是全职演员。他是波多黎各的出租车司机。 He's not even a full-time actor. He's a Puerto Rican cab driver.
他几乎不会说英语。 He can hardly speak English.
我12岁的侄女从没见过我上舞台。 My 12-year-old niece has never seen me on the stage.
她一走进剧院就会觉得自己有个波多黎各叔叔。 She's gonna walk in the theater and think she's got a Puerto Rican uncle.
我们需要更多的香槟。我将得到它。 We need more champagne. I'll get it.
我想我不会告诉任何人的。 I was thinking I wouldn't tell anyone.
首演之夜，我会出现在剧院，走上舞台。 Opening night, I'll show up at the theater, I'll walk out on the stage.
我们两个扮演同样的角色。 The two of us will play the same part.
一个是西班牙语，一个是英语。 One in Spanish, one in English.
评论家们会喜欢的。 The critics'll love it.
听着，那里会有很多明星吗? Listen, are there gonna be a lot of stars there?
因为我不知道该对明星说什么。 'Cause I don't know what to say to stars.
他们不是明星。他们只是人。 They're not stars. They're just people.
我们要待多久? Well, how long are we gonna stay?
你会停止担心吗? Would you quit worrying?
我们会玩得很开心的。 We're gonna have a terrific time.
不，如果那里有很多大明星的话。 No, not if there are a lot of big stars there.
托比，我在骗谁呢? Oh, Toby, who am I kidding?
当了二十二年的演员，我仍在等待被发掘。 Twenty-two years an actor, and I'm still waiting to be discovered.
娱乐圈最老的新人。 The oldest goddamn newcomer in show business.
嘿,听。我不想再听到眼泪在这里掉下来。 Hey, listen. I don't want to hear any more teardrops falling around here.
你想听哭泣，我可以让你们俩看起来像傻瓜。 You want to hear crying, I can make you both look foolish.
乔治亚，你看到我在舞台上了。 Georgia, you've seen me on the stage.
你知道我可以很好。是我好吗? You know I can be good. Was I good?
告诉我。我真的必须知道。 Tell me. I really have to know.
最好的。没有比这更好的了。 The best. There is none better.
你按门铃，房子就塌了。 You ring a doorbell, the house comes down.
还记得巴克斯县的罗伯茨先生吗? Remember Mr. Roberts, at Bucks County?
托比，还记得韦斯特波特的《昨日出生》吗? Toby, remember Born Yesterday at Westport?
我这辈子从没听过这样的笑声。 I never heard laughs like that in my life.
你是,格鲁吉亚?真相。是吗? Did you, Georgia? The truth. Did you?
我这辈子从没听过这样的笑声。 I never heard laughs like that in my life.
我这辈子从没听过这样的笑声。 In my life, I never heard laughs like that.
我的天，勇气之母。 Oh, my God, Mother Courage.
犀牛。 Rhinoceros.
阳台上。侦探的故事。 The Balcony. Detective Story.
天啊，还记得《侦探故事》吗? Oh, Jesus, remember Detective Story?
第二个罩。我是难以置信的。 The second hood. I-I was incredible.
你是聪明的。 You were brilliant.
你什么时候在《侦探故事》里看到我的? When did you see me in Detective Story?
我是在俄亥俄州哥伦布市做的。 I did that in Columbus, Ohio.
你太聪明了，我都没看出来。 Well, you were so brilliant, I didn't have to see it.
我在克利夫兰大礼堂演过《圣女贞德的皇太子》三年前那个笨蛋制作人就出生了。 I played the Dauphin in St. Joan at the Cleveland Auditorium three years before that putz producer was born.
打赌你的屁股。 Bet your ass.
天啊，我这是在干嘛? Oh, my God, what am I doing?
什么? What?
我坐在这里和你一起喝酒。 I am sitting here drinking with you.
你疯了吗，乔治娅?你疯了吗? Are you crazy, Georgia? Are you out of your mind?
把杯子给我! Give me that glass!
哦，哦，哦，哦，我不喝酒。 Oh, oh, oh, oh, I am not drinking.
我不是在喝酒，我是在小口喝。 I'm not drinking, I'm sipping.
你已经喝了一整杯了。 You have already sipped the entire glass.
给我。 Give it to me.
你以为我会站在这里看着你们俩只喝姜汁汽水就精神崩溃吗? You think I'm gonna stand here and watch the two of you have a nervous breakdown on nothing but ginger ale?
我也需要点帮助，你知道的。 I need a little help, too, you know.
看在上帝的份上，你要是看到我和她坐在一起喝酒，就说点什么! Oh, for Chrissakes, you see me sitting there drinking with her, say something!
乔治亚，求你了，别这样。 Georgia, please, don't do this.
好吧。好了好了好了 All right. All right, all right, all right.
别生我的气。 Don't be mad at me.
今天大家都在生我的气。 Everybody is mad at me today.
给我一点温柔，我就给你一个好人。 Show me a little tenderness, and I'll show you a terrific person.
你在车里答应我的。 You promised me in the car.
你向我发过誓再也不沾酒了。 You swore to me you would never touch another drink.
那是在车里。我才不要在车里喝酒。 That was in the car. I am not drinking in the car.
我是在车里喝酒吗? Am I drinking in a car?
该死的你。停止它,格鲁吉亚。 Goddamn you. Stop it, Georgia.
门铃。 Doorbell.
我是唯一一个听到门铃响的人吗? Am I the only one who hears doorbells?
哦，怎么了? Oh, what's the matter?
生我的气吗? Mad at me?
我怎么能生你的气呢? How can I be mad at you?
《侦探故事》里的你喜欢我。 You loved me in Detective Story.
你甚至都没看到。 You didn't even see it.
这是波利。 It's Polly.
哦,耶稣。 Oh, Jesus.
我忘了告诉她派对取消了。 I forgot to tell her the party was off.
啊，管他呢。让她进来。 Ah, what the hell. Let her in.
这都是家里的事。 It's all in the family.
——哦,哇。-你看起来不错。生日快乐。 - Oh, wow. - You look good. Happy birthday.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
这是亚当·卡萨比安。 This is Adam Kasabian.
你好! How do you do?
看我女儿长得多漂亮。 Oh, look how gorgeous my daughter looks.
我是说，如果你要生个女儿，你最好把她们生得漂亮点。 I mean, if you're gonna have a daughter, you may as well have them gorgeous.
好吧，过来给我一个大大的吻。MM。 Well, come here and give me a big kiss. Mm.
哦，那个可爱的家伙是谁? Oh, who is the cute fellow?
这是亚当·卡萨比安。这是我的妈妈。 This is Adam Kasabian. This is my mother.
你好，女士。我做的更好…但这里的情况会好转的。 How do you do, ma'am?I've done better... but it's gonna pick up around here.
你长得很可爱。 You have a very sweet face.
他不是长得很帅吗? Hasn't he got a sweet face?
到这里来。我想让你见见大家。 Come here. I want you to meet everybody.
这是托比·兰多，在庆祝40岁生日，我们的女主人也是我在这个世界上最好的朋友。 This is Toby Landau, celebrating the big 4-0, our hostess and my very best friend in the whole wide world.
你好，女士。你好,再一次。 How do you do, ma'am?Hello, again.
这是吉米·佩里诺，我在这个世界上最好的朋友。 And this is Jimmy Perino, my other very best friend in the whole wide world.
你好。 Hello.
吉米，给孩子们拿杯饮料。 Jimmy, get the kids a drink.
我很高兴你能来。 I am so glad you're here.
我还担心我会她还好吗? I was afraid I was gonna be--Is she all right?
这是我的错。我生气她。 It's my fault. I upset her.
什么?你们俩在窃窃私语些什么? What? What are you two whispering about?
我不窃窃私语。我说你对我很生气。 I'm not whispering. I said you were upset about me.
她不是难以置信吗? Isn't she incredible?
那个女人的丈夫向她发牢骚，她担心我不开心。 The woman's husband dumps on her, and she's worried if I'm upset.
我当然不高兴，亲爱的。去他的，对吧? Of course I'm upset, darling. Screw the bastard, right?
对不起,亚当。那是我们说话的方式。 Sorry, Adam. That's the way we talk.
这只是家庭。 It's just family.
能给我一小杯吗，乔治娅。 Ooh, can I have a teeny, Georgia, please.
有人喝过酒吗? drop of wine, somebody?
妈妈，我能和你谈谈吗? Mother, can I talk to you?
我女儿很担心我。 Oh, my daughter is worried about me.
你知道让你女儿为你担心是什么感觉吗? Do you know what it is to have your daughter worried about you?
托比，你不知道。 Toby, you don't know.
吉米，你不知道。 Jimmy, you don't know.
亚当，你知道吗? Adam, do you know?
看看我在问谁。 Look who I'm asking.
我问亚当。 I'm asking Adam.
波莉，你和亚当一起去吧? Polly, why don't you and Adam run along?
我们会照顾她的。 We'll take care of her.
这是世界上最大的快乐。 It is the single-greatest pleasure in the world.
我不配。事实上，波莉，我不知道。 And I don't deserve it. The truth, Polly, I don't.
你长大了，见公交车司机比见我多。 You grew up, you saw the bus driver more than you saw me.
波莉，我冰箱里有个大冰淇淋生日蛋糕。 Polly, I have this big ice-cream birthday cake in the freezer.
你和亚当来帮我吧? Why don't you and Adam help me?
我想吃点我的生日蛋糕。 I feel like having some of my birthday cake.
等一下。我一整天都没见到她了。 Wait a minute. I haven't seen her all day.
让吉米帮你。反正他也不工作，对吧? Let Jimmy help you. He's not working anyway, right?
亚当，能帮我把这个装满吗，亲爱的? Adam, would you fill this for me, darling?
你受够了，乔治娅。 You've had enough, Georgia.
你什么意思，够了? What do you mean, enough?
这是什么，单双号定量配给吗? What is this, odd-and-even rationing?
我很奇怪,对吧?所以今天是我的一天。 I'm odd, okay? So today is my day.
就半杯，亚当，拜托。 Just half a glass, Adam, please.
母亲,请停止。 Mother, please stop.
我让你难堪了吗，宝贝? Am I embarrassing you, baby?
我很抱歉。我很抱歉。我不是故意让你难堪的。 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to embarrass you.
亚当，原谅我。我想我让波莉难堪了。 Oh, Adam, forgive me. I think I'm embarrassing Polly.
真漂亮，我的女儿。 So beautiful, my daughter.
托比，如果你想谈谈年轻漂亮的皮肤，你应该找时间看看这孩子的身体。 Toby, you want to talk about young, gorgeous skin, you should take a look at this kid's body sometime.
这是美丽的。 That is gorgeous.
现在我感到很尴尬。 Now I am getting embarrassed.
来吧，波莉，我们去吃蛋糕吧。 Come on, Polly, let's get that cake.
我会告诉你什么时候去拿蛋糕。 I'll tell you when to get the cake.
干嘛这么急着拿蛋糕? What is the rush with the goddamn cake?
你做了什么，租来的吗? What did you do, rent it?
你是个什么样的主人啊? What kind of a host are you, anyway?
我就不能喝一口烂酒吗?来吧。啊。 I can't get a lousy sip of wine? Come on. Ahh.
哦,我的上帝。我很抱歉。 Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
托比，我很抱歉 Oh, Toby, I'm so sorry.
我毁了它。波莉，拿点纸巾来。 I've ruined it. Get some Kleenex, Polly.
-没事的。——它会干。 - It's all right. - It'll dry.
天啊，亲爱的，对不起。 Oh, Jesus, darling, I'm sorry.
听着，我会付钱的，我发誓。 Listen, I will pay for it, I swear.
你可以拿我的貂皮大衣。我在旧货店买的。 You can have my mink coat. I bought it at the thrift shop.
我不在乎裙子，乔治娅。 I don't care about the dress, Georgia.
你不?听着，我跟你买。 You don't? Well, hell, listen, I'll buy it from you.
你要多少钱?它不值钱。 What do you want for it? It's not worth much.
上面有个很大的酒渍。 it's got a big goddamn wine stain on it.
我想亚当和我要走了。 I think Adam and I are gonna be going.
不，不，不，等等。我们要吃蛋糕。 No, no, no, wait a minute. We're gonna have a cake.
我们不吃蛋糕吗?先别走，小猫咪。 Aren't we gonna have a cake? Aw, don't go yet, pussycat.
我再也见不到你了。你刚到这儿。 I never get to see you. You just got here.
继续,波利。没关系。 Go on, Polly. It's all right.
别告诉我女儿该怎么做。 Don't tell my daughter what to do.
我是她妈妈，不是你。 I am her mother, not you.
在我们唱完歌之前她哪也不去。 She's not going anywhere until we've done our song.
来吧，娃娃脸，让这个派对活跃起来。 Come on, baby face, let's liven up this party.
来吧，大家，找个座位。好戏上演。 Come on, everybody, find a seat. Showtime.
妈妈，请不要这样做。 Mother, please don't do this.
你什么意思，不要做我们的号码? What do you mean, don't do our number?
看在老天的份上，我排练的次数比我演的戏还多。 I rehearsed it more than I rehearsed the play I'm in, for Chrissakes.
来吧，大家，找个座位。 Come on, everybody, find a seat.
看来我们只有站的地方了。 Looks like we have standing room only.
托比，亲爱的，这是给你的，因为我们爱你。 Toby, darling, this is for you because we love you.
我想我将不得不改变 ♪ I guess I'll have to change-- ♪
你说呢，波莉?妈妈不独唱。 What do you say, Pol? Mom doesn't do solos.
我想我得改变计划了 ♪ I guess I'll have to change my plans ♪
♪La-da-da-dee♪ ♪ La-da-da-dee ♪
是什么词? What are the words?
我想我得改变计划了 ♪ I guess I'll have to change my plans ♪
♪La-da-da-da♪ ♪ La-da-da-da ♪
一件大事开始了 ♪ A big affair began ♪
我应该想到这一点的 ♪ I should have Thought of it-- ♪
好吧,帮我。 Well, help me.
♬它开始了♬ ♪ It started ♪
你能到卧室来吗，我想和你谈谈? Can you please come into the bedroom because I want to talk to you?
哦,对不起。 Oh, excuse me.
只是一点点排练。 Just a little rehearsal.
哦。 Oh.
MM。 Mm.
有什么事吗? What's the matter?
你在生我的气吗，宝贝? Are you mad at me, babe?
我很抱歉。我没有恶意，我发誓。 I'm sorry. I didn't mean any harm, I swear.
吉米丢了工作，凯文走了。 You see, Jimmy lost his job, Kevin's left.
我只是想让大家高兴起来。 I was just trying to cheer everybody up.
我没生你的气，妈妈。 I'm not mad at you, Mother.
你就因为你妈妈喝了两小杯酒而感到羞愧吗? Well, are you ashamed because your mother had two little glasses of wine?
我甚至连两杯都没喝。 I didn't even have the whole two glasses.
反正我把半杯洒在托比身上了。 I spilled half a glass on Toby, anyway.
我也不觉得羞耻。 I'm not ashamed, either.
波莉，那你是什么? Well, Polly, then what are you?
我为你感到难过。 I'm sorry for you.
我为吉米难过，也为托比难过。 I'm sorry for Jimmy, and I'm sorry for Toby.
我为那些试图为你做事的人感到抱歉因为你根本不在乎他们。 I'm sorry for anybody who's ever tried to do something for you because you don't give a damn about them.
你根本不在乎我，最糟糕的是，你根本不在乎你自己。 You don't give a damn about me, and worst of all, you don't give a damn about yourself.
注意你跟我说话的方式，明白吗? You watch the way you talk to me, do you understand me?
继续。喝醉。吉米会照顾你的。 Go on. Get drunk. Jimmy'll take care of you.
他会带你回家的。 He'll get you home all right.
每个人都要照顾好乔治娅。 Everybody always takes care of Georgia.
停止它,波利。阻止它。 Stop it, Polly. Stop it.
然后让我。做点什么吧。 Then make me. Do something about it.
你是一个母亲。你为什么不表现得像个孩子? You're a mother. Why don't you act like one?
好吧，我们回家再谈。 All right, we'll talk about this at home.
不。我们现在就谈吧。 No. Let's talk about it now.
我们来谈谈这些年我没有从你那里得到的东西。 Let's talk about all the years I didn't get from you.
妈妈，你去哪儿了? Where were you, Mother?
别告诉我你的问题，因为我不在乎。 And don't tell me your problems because I don't care about them.
我从四岁起就一直听到这些。 That's all I've heard since I was four years old.
每次我生病的时候，我都祈祷自己会死去这样你就会在我的葬礼上崩溃，求我原谅你。 Every time I got sick, I used to pray that I would die just so you'd break down at my funeral and beg me to forgive you.
我不需要你的原谅，我也不会为了从你那里得到什么而去死因为我觉得你不值得为你而死。 Well, I don't want your forgiveness, and I'm not gonna die just to get something from you because I don't think you're worth dying over.
那天晚上你问我对你的真实感觉。 You asked me the other night how I really felt about you.
我很生你的气因为在我真正需要的时候你总是不在我身边。 I was so angry at you for never being around when I really needed someone.
你现在就在附近，不是吗? Well, you're around now, aren't you?
你不在的时候我过得更好，这真是太让人失望了! And it sure as hell is a disappointment to find out I was better off when you weren't around!
波莉，我，你想喝就喝吧。 Polly, I--No, drink all you want.
我才不管呢! I don't give a damn!
哈。 Heh.
我认为…… I think...
我乱糟糟的。 I fucked up.
不是吗? Didn't I?
把手给我。 Give me your hand.
吉米，把手给我。 Jimmy, give me your hand.
我冷。 I'm cold.
你得到了什么? What'd you get?
马提尼酒，就像你要求的那样。 Martinis, like you asked me.
你知道怎么做吗? Do you know how to make '‘em?
是已经混合。 Comes already mixed.
你想去哪里? Where do you want to go?
我不知道。我们先走了。 I don't know. Let's just walk.
在阿根廷没有婚姻无效这回事。 There's no such thing as annulment in Argentina.
那我就去拿。我要!我去办婚姻注销。 Then I'll get it, anyway. I will! I'll get an annulment.
我会的，我会的，我会的! I will, I will, I will!
我去拿，我去拿，我去拿! I'll get it, I'll get it, I'll get it!
我要得到它! I'll get it!
哦，约翰尼，请让我走。 Oh, Johnny, please let me go.
请让我走吧。 Please let me go.
我再也受不了了。 I can't stand it anymore.
我什么都不想要。 I don't want anything.
不要去。 Don't go.
如果你可以像世界上任何一个人一样重新过一生，你想成为谁? If you could live your life over as anyone in the whole world, who would you want to be?
奥黛丽·赫本。 Audrey Hepburn.
真的吗? Really?
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
我一直想拥有奥黛丽·赫本那样的脖子。 I've always wanted to have a neck like Audrey Hepburn.
我的脖子就像老德国牧羊犬。 I have a neck like an elderly German shepherd.
我的第二选择——盛年的劳伦斯·奥利维尔。 My second choice-- Laurence Olivier in his prime.
MM。 Mm.
第三个选择，除了我谁都可以。 Third choice-- anybody else but me.
不要说。抑制了我。 Don't say that. That depresses me.
看看是谁在说话。 Oh, look who's talking.
抑郁女王。 The queen of depression.
高中时，我想成为苏珊·海沃德。 In high school, I wanted to be Susan Hayward.
MM。 Mm.
第二选择,爱杜丝。 Second choice--Eleonora Duse.
第三个选择，除了我妈妈谁都可以。 Third choice-- anybody but my mother.
来吧。该睡觉了。 Come on. Time to go to bed.
这么快?我不能熬夜看《埃德·沙利文秀》吗? So soon? Can't I stay up for The Ed Sullivan Show?
没有Ed Sullivan的节目。你明天还要上学。 No Ed Sullivan Show. You've got school tomorrow.
那就让我睡沙发吧。 Then let me sleep on the sofa.
我喜欢睡在沙发上。 I love sleeping on sofas.
当你一个人时，床太大了。 Beds are too big when you're alone.
好吧。 All right.
我会一直呆到波莉回家。 I'll stay until Polly comes home.
不。她会想和亚当鬼混的。 No. She's gonna wanna fool around with Adam.
饶了那孩子吧。继续回家。 Give the kid a break. Go on home.
你确定吗?嗯哼。 You sure? Mm-hmm.
我今晚说的话不是真心的。 I didn't mean what I said tonight.
你知道我爱你。 You know I love you.
我知道。 I know.
晚安,天使。 Good night, angel.
晚安,奥黛丽。 Good night, Audrey.
你喝那么快会生病的。 You're gonna get sick if you drink it that fast.
我什么也感觉不到。 I can't feel anything yet.
你会的。 You will.
要花多长时间? How long does it take?
我只能用啤酒来判断。 I can only tell with beer.
亚当……我为我妈妈的事感到抱歉。 Adam... I'm sorry about my mother.
她有时会这样。 She gets that way sometimes.
没关系。 It's okay.
一直看着我。 Just keep looking at me.
告诉我你有没有发现什么异常。 Tell me if you notice something different.
——香烟。-你给我留烟了吗? - Cigarettes. - Did you leave me any cigarettes?
笨蛋没给我留烟。 Putz didn't leave me any cigarettes.
我感觉它。 I feel it.
天啊，我感觉到了。 Oh, boy, do I feel it.
听着，我觉得你已经受够了。 Listen, I think you've had enough.
我们该动身回家了。 We ought to start home.
我也这么认为。 I think so, too.
让我在这坐一会儿，等一切都停止转动。 Just let me sit here a minute until everything stops turning.
嘿,来吧。 Hey, come on.
别这样对我。 Don't do this to me.
嘿。嘿。嘿,女士。夫人……有什么麻烦吗? Hey. Hey. Hey, lady. Lady... what's the trouble?
你看到香烟吗?这是麻烦的。 You see cigarettes? That's the trouble.
你投了多少钱? How much money did you put in?
12美元，就像上面说的。 Twelve dollars, like it said.
等等，等等，等等。我会处理的。 Well, hold on, hold on, hold on. I'll take care of it.
现在你想要一包烟，就得带个律师。 You want a pack of cigarettes these days, you gotta bring a lawyer with you.
呃，让我…伏特加加冰块。 Uh, let me have a... vodka on the rocks.
不,谢谢。 No, thanks.
你在抽什么? What are you smoking?
任何东西。 Anything.
万宝路。 Marlboro.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
为什么?我看起来还好吧? Why? Don't I look okay?
是的，你看起来很好。 Yeah, you look fine.
那我就没事了，对吧? Then I'm okay, right?
确定。 Sure.
再打我一拳。 Hit me again.
如果你想的话，你可以点燃它。 You can light it if you want.
谁赢了? Who's winning?
加西亚。 Garcia.
他是哪一个? Which one is he?
在黑暗的树干里。 In the dark trunks.
我喜欢另一个孩子。 I like the other kid.
不可能。 No way.
“不可能，”他说。 "No way," he says.
多少钱? For how much money?
的饮料。 For drinks.
现在你说话。我的孩子叫什么名字? Now you're talking. What's my kid's name?
沃克。 Walker.
来吧,沃克。 Come on, Walker.
今晚对妈妈来说很重要。 It's a big night for mama.
告诉你一件事。喝马提尼酒要比喝啤酒快得多。 Tell you one thing. It takes a lot quicker with martinis than it does with beer.
你的手帕我很抱歉。 Sorry about your handkerchief.
转身。我还没，我还没想好。 Turn around. I don't- I don't think I'm through yet.
起来!起来! Get up! Get up!
就是这样。来吧，打他。 That's it. Come on, hit him.
打他。等一下。他在做什么? Hit him. Wait a minute. What is he doing?
不要停止它。他为什么要停下来? Don't stop it. What is he stopping it for?
卡洛斯·加西亚。 Carlos Garcia.
哦,狗屎。 Oh, shit.
这就是我最近和男人在一起时的运气。 Well, that's the kind of luck I've been having with men lately.
你住在这附近? You live around here?
不。内布拉斯加州。 No. Nebraska.
我丈夫是警察。 My husband's a cop.
我们是来参加警察大会的。 We're here for the police convention.
在见到你。 See you around.
你的赌注。 You bet.
你说这东西从没用过。 You say this thing has never been used.
是的。不，这是真正的好东西。 Yeah.Nah, it's real good stuff.
看看这些衣服…… Look at the clothes...
嘿,宝贝。 Hey, baby.
嘿，等一下。 Hey, wait a minute.
内布拉斯加州在那边。 Hey, Nebraska's that way.
哦,是你。听着，我赶时间。 Oh, it's you. Listen, I'm in a hurry.
我给你带了烟。你离开他们。 I brought your cigarettes. You left them.
没关系。你保持”。 That's okay. You keep '‘em.
反正我正试着少吃。晚安，各位。 I'm trying to cut down, anyway. Good night.
听着，你住哪栋房子? Hey, listen, which house do you live in?
听着，我可以自己回家。 Now listen, I can get home alone on my own.
Hey.Ah-ah-ah。 Hey.Ah-ah-ah.
来吧，把你的手拿开。别那么紧张。 Come on, take your hands off me.Don't be so nervous.
嘿。五分钟前，你误会了。 Hey.Five minutes ago-- You got the wrong idea.
我知道。来吧，听着，我不舒服。 I know. Come on, listen, I'm not feeling well.
嘿,阻止它。你会弄疼我的。 Hey, stop it. You're hurting me.
我不想伤害你。啊! I don't wanna hurt you. Aah!
不,不,不! No, no, no!
我只是想让你对我友善一点，那她不在家是什么意思? I just want you to be a little friendlier, that's-- What do you mean she's not home?
你丢下她一个人? You left her alone?
嗯，波莉在哪里? Well, where was Polly?
听着，有人来找我。 Listen, someone's at my door.
你一直给她打电话，你就是这么做的。 Well, you keep ringing her, that's what you do.
和停止哭泣。它解决不了任何问题。 And stop crying. It's not going to solve anything.
好了，我来了。 All right, I'm coming.
哦,我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
神。 God.
托比。 Toby.
好吧,宝贝。 All right, sweetheart.
我不知道还能去哪儿。 I didn't know where else to go.
当然了,宝贝。你做得对。 Of course, baby. You did the right thing.
波莉不能看到我这个样子。 Oh, Polly can't see me like this.
我不想让她看到我这个样子，拜托。 I don't want her to see me like this, please.
发生了什么事? What happened?
我们得编个故事。我不想失去她，托比。 We have to make up a story. I don't want to lose her, Toby.
我曾经失去过她。我不想再失去她。 I lost her once. I don't wanna lose her again.
天啊，乔治亚，你的眼睛看起来很糟糕。 God, Georgia, that eye looks very bad.
我要打电话给我的医生。 I'm gonna call my doctor.
不,不,不。没有医生。没有警察。 No, no, no. No doctors. No police.
我不想让这事上报纸。请。 I don't want it in the newspapers. Please.
你强奸了吗? Were you raped?
不,感谢上帝。 No, thank God.
但是你出去了，不是吗? But you went out, didn't you?
吉米告诉我你出去了。你为什么要出去，Georgia? Jimmy told me you went out. Why'd you go out, Georgia?
拜托别教训我托比 Please don't lecture me, Toby.
我得喝一杯。我以朋友的身份请求你。 I have to have a drink. I'm asking you as a friend.
如果你不给我，我就拿走。 If you're not gonna give it to me, I'm gonna take it.
基督!乔治娅，你对我发过誓。你承诺。 Christ! Georgia, you swore to me. You promised.
好吧，我不够坚强。我很抱歉。 All right, I'm not strong enough. I'm sorry.
吉米每五分钟就打一次电话。 Jimmy's been ringing every five minutes.
喂?波利。 Hello? Polly.
MM。 Mm.
你在哪儿? Uh, where are you?
不，她和我在一起。 No, she's here with me.
呃，她是的，她很她很好。 Uh, she's, um-- Yes, she's all-- Uh, she's all right.
是的，我发誓。 Uh, I-- Yes, I swear.
等一下。她想和你谈谈。 Hold on a minute. She wants to talk to you.
我该说什么? What am I gonna say?
你会想出办法的。 You'll think of something.
嗨,亲爱的。 Hi, hon.
不,我很好。我发誓。 No, I'm fine. I swear.
我睡不着，所以我想出去走走，我就一直走，还没反应过来，我就到了托比家。 Well, I couldn't sleep, so I thought I would take a little walk, and I just kept on walking, and before I knew it, I was at Toby's place.
我知道，我应该留张纸条的。我只是没想清楚。 I know, uh, I should've left a note. I just wasn't thinking clearly.
波莉，我有很多事要道歉。 Polly, I have a lot to apologize for.
我做的事。我只是需要一些时间考虑一下。 I do. I just need some time to think about it.
你介意我在托比家过夜吗? Would you mind terribly if I spent the night at Toby's house?
她总是给我很好的建议，你知道吗? She always gives me such terrific advice, you know?
非常感谢。 Thank you so much.
还有一件事，我想知道… Um, the other thing is, I was wondering...
明天有可能不跟你父亲吃午饭吗? would it be possible to get out of the lunch with your father tomorrow?
是的，我知道我答应过，但是，今晚有点扫兴，你知道的，我真的想让自己看起来最好。 Yes, I know I promised, but, well, tonight was kind of a bummer, you know, and I really wanna look my best.
你可以打电话问他。 Well, you could call and ask him.
他为什么会起疑心? Why would he get suspicious?
只有你告诉他一些事他才会起疑心，你懂我的意思吗? He's only gonna get suspicious if you tell him something, you know what I mean?
尽你所能。 Do the best you can.
,波利…… And, Polly...
请不要整晚生我的气，因为我太爱你了。 please don't stay mad at me all night because I love you so much.
我知道你喜欢。 I know you do.
晚安，各位。 Good night.
我需要空气。 I need air.
等你明早走进来的时候你要跟她说什么? What are you going to say to her in the morning when you walk in with your face looking like that?
还没到早上呢。 It isn't morning yet.
也许今晚世界会爆炸，我就可以脱身了。 Maybe the world'll blow up tonight and I'll be off the hook.
啊。 Ah.
你得承认…过去几周，我过得很好。 Well, you got to admit... last few weeks, I had it going pretty good.
有时候我觉得当你把一切都搞得太好时，会吓死你。 Sometimes I think when you've got everything going too good, it scares the hell out of you.
你从不认为你应该得到任何东西。哦。 You never think you deserve anything. Oh.
当你在剧院鞠躬时，你几乎不看观众。 When you take your bow in the theater, you barely look at the audience.
你点了两次头，然后以最快的速度跑掉。为什么? You nod your head twice, and then you run off as fast as you can. Why?
他们为鼻子上顶着沙滩球的训练有素的海豹鼓掌。 They applaud trained seals with beach balls on their noses.
我做了我的工作。我只想回家。 I did my job. I just wanna go home.
你是这么想的吗，乔治娅?你是训练有素的海豹? Is that what you think, Georgia? You're a trained seal?
这是事实。 That's the truth of it.
只是供大家晚上消遣的。 Just an evening's entertainment for the folks.
如果你是这么想的，我真的很同情你。 If that's what you think, I really feel sorry for you.
你真的吗? Do you really?
不要光顾我。你总是对我屈尊俯就。 Don't patronize me. You're always patronizing me.
至少我试着把事情办好。 At least I try to make things work.
我至少努力了，但有一件事我没有，那就是自我毁灭。 I at least make the effort, but one thing I'm not is self-destructive.
拜托，托比。我们是一样的，你和我 Oh, come on, Toby. We're the same, you and I.
我们都把事情搞砸了。 We both manage to screw everything up.
唯一的区别是你穿得更好。 The only difference is is that you dress better doing it.
事实是，我从来没有和一个不像我这样脆弱和无助的人有过一段持久的关系。 And the truth of it is that I have never had a lasting relationship with anyone who wasn't as weak and as helpless as I am.
别那样跟我说话。 Don't talk to me that way.
你不该这么对我。 I deserve better than that from you.
你想把自己当粪土，你比我认识的任何人都做得好而且别跟我说我是你的朋友因为我跟你一样软弱。 You wanna treat yourself like dirt, you do that better than anybody I know and don't tell me I'm you're friend because I'm as weak as you.
我是你的朋友，因为我爱你，我敬畏你。 I'm your friend 'cause I love you, and I am in awe of you.
我太嫉妒你的礼物和你的承诺了，因为我自己从来没有任何东西可以给。 I am so jealous of your gifts and your commitments 'cause I never had any of my own to give.
我不知道这是什么病让你想要毁掉你生命中美好的一切，但如果我还站在你身边握着你的手，我会被诅咒的 I don't know what kind of sickness it is that makes you wanna destroy everything that's beautiful in your life, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna stand around and hold your hand
同时把你的杯子倒满。 and fill your glass while you do it.
你想快点完工，就去阳台吧。 You want a quick finish, use the terrace.
否则，帮我个忙，乔治娅，别再这么讨人厌了。 Otherwise, do me a favor, Georgia-- stop being such an astronomical pain in the ass.
我没说这是多项选择题。 I didn't say it was a multiple-choice question.
哦。 Oh.
早上,海恩斯小姐。 Morning, Miss Hines.
你好,查理。 Hello, Charley.
你对自己做了什么，亲爱的? What did you do to yourself, honey?
哦，小车祸。我的头撞到了挡风玻璃上。 Oh, little car accident. My head hit the windshield.
我没听见你进来。 I didn't hear you come in.
我不想吵醒你。 I didn't wanna wake you.
我希望你饿了。 I hope you're hungry.
我今天早上感觉很。家庭生活。 I'm feeling very, uh, domestic this morning.
我饿死了。你在做什么? I'm starved. What are you making?
哦,不,不。这是一个惊喜。无节制的坐下。 Oh, no, no. It's a surprise. Go-Go sit down.
你还好吗? Are you okay?
当然可以。 Certainly.
你什么时候见过我早上七点半起床准备早餐? When did you ever see me get up at 7:30 in the morning to fix breakfast?
那你为什么不看我? Then why won't you look at me?
这就是惊喜。 Well, that's the surprise.
事情不像看上去的那么糟。 It's not as bad as it looks.
哦,我的上帝。发生了什么事? Oh, my God. What happened?
嗯，我有三四个完全合理的故事。 Well, I have about three or four perfectly reasonable stories.
是在托比家吗?你摔倒了还是怎么了? Did it happen at Toby's? Did you fall or something?
先坐下来吃早餐。 Sit down and eat your breakfast first.
你愿意和我谈谈吗? Will you talk to me?
你总是担心我会怎么想，却什么都不告诉我。 You're always so worried about what I'm gonna think, you never bother telling me anything.
我对你和你住在一起的事比我还在家的时候知道得少。 I know less about you living with you than I did when I was still at home.
我被打了一顿。 I was beaten up.
一个以为我想在酒吧里勾搭他的人。 By a guy who thought I was trying to pick him up in a bar.
据我所知，也许我是。 For all I know, maybe I was.
有人曾告诉我，你这辈子什么都得不到除非你主动要求。 Somebody once told me you never get anything in this life unless you ask for it.
你是说这是个请求? You mean this was a request?
你们明天订了什么? What have you got ordered for tomorrow?
对不起,波利。我还没准备好。 I'm sorry, Polly. I'm not ready for you yet.
我需要自己的时间。 I need time by myself.
是时候自立了而不是让你为我担心得要死。 Time to stand on my own two feet instead of having you worrying to death about me.
你应该出去找个地方跟那个可爱的男孩亚当好好玩玩。 You should be out somewhere having a swell time with-with that sweet boy Adam.
也许你是对的。 Yeah, maybe you're right.
您希望我什么时候离开? When would you like me to leave?
我试着跟你说实话，波莉。 I'm trying to be honest with you, Pol.
废话。 Bullshit.
我知道如果你在这待久了，你会懂这些术语的。 Well, I knew if you hung around long enough, you'd pick up the lingo.
我听到的还不止这些。 That's not all I picked up.
我昨晚喝得酩酊大醉。 I got very heavy into martinis last night.
是啊，我差点醉倒了，但我在重要时刻之前就吐了。 Yeah, I almost got totally plastered, but I threw it up before the big moment.
但我知道这种感觉的大致概念。 But I got the general idea of the feeling.
你知道最棒的是什么吗? And do you know what the best part of it was?
我不再担心你了。 I stopped worrying about you.
我只关心我自己。 All I cared about was me.
我对自己说，“嘿，这太棒了。 And I thought to myself, "Hey, this is terrific.
"如果这是真的，"对任何人都没有任何感觉，难怪妈妈会这么喜欢" "“If this is what it's like, "not feeling anything for anybody, no wonder Mom's so crazy about it."
你想从我这里得到什么，波莉? What do you want from me, Pol?
告诉我。我会试着去做。 Tell me. I'll try-I'll try and do it.
我想让你再一次放弃我。 I want you to give me up again.
我不做决定。 I don't make the decisions.
是的,你做的事情。 Yes, you do.
如何生活由你自己决定。 You make the decisions on how you're gonna live your life.
别再犯错误了。 Just don't make the wrong one again.
那就取消和你父亲的午餐。 Then call off the lunch with your father.
下个月吧。 Make it next month.
给我一点时间。 Just give me a little time.
你只有12周。 You just had 12 weeks.
你看起来和你离开这里时一模一样。 And you look practically the same way you did when you left here.
你想让我今天1点像洛奇一样走进绿茵酒馆吗? You want me to walk into Tavern on the Green at 1:00 today looking like Rocky?
你父亲可能动作不快，但他不是瞎子。 You father may not be quick, but he's not blind.
我给他打了电话，他不想推迟。 I called him, and he doesn't want to postpone it.
一个星期。请给我一周，波莉。 One week. One week, Polly, please.
下星期六。 Next Saturday.
我会像白雪公主一样走进去。 I'll walk in there looking like Snow White.
你为什么不相信他? Why don't you trust him?
他会对你公平的，妈妈，我发誓。 He'll be fair with you, Mom, I swear.
公平吗?哦。 Fair? Oh.
是的。他曾经告诉我，“我不期望你是完美的。 Yeah. He told me once, "I don't expect you to be perfect.
我只希望你能做到最好。” I just expect you to do your best."
如果他认为这是我最好的，波莉，我不会相信我们俩的。 If he thinks this is my best, Pol, I wouldn't trust either one of us.
一般你滑倒了。 So-So you slipped.
你度过了一个糟糕的夜晚。 You had one lousy night.
我也是，他有时也是。 So did I. So does he sometimes.
来吧,妈妈。 Come on, Mom.
你以前试镜过，总能得到这个角色。 You've had auditions before, and you always get the part.
请波利。 Polly, please.
不,来吧。不。 No, come on. No.
拜托，相信我。我有个主意。 Come on, just trust me. I have an idea.
为什么?什么? Why? What?
你没必要这么难看。 You don't have to look that bad.
我们可以像托比那样，在上面撒点粉末什么的。 We could put some powder on it or something, like Toby does.
天啊，她穿了23层。不只是眼睛，波莉。 God, she wears 23 layers. It's not just the eye, Polly.
我宿醉了，还发抖。 I've got a hangover and the shakes.
一旦我把水洒在他腿上，他就会注意到什么。 The minute I start spilling water on the man's lap, he's gonna notice something.
好了，我们要试试粉末。 All right, we're gonna try some powder here.
是谁派这个怪物来折磨我的? Who sent this monster to torment me?
这会很棒的，放松点。 Oh, this is gonna be great.Easy.
不，这样会很好。他不会注意到的。 No, this is going to be good. He's not gonna notice anything.
我们不能在万圣节侥幸逃脱。 We couldn't get away with this on Halloween.
没用的。 It's not gonna work.
再给我一分钟。要有耐心。 Just give me a minute. Be patient.
相信我，这是在掩饰。看起来不错。 Trust me, it's covering up. Looks good.
看起来真的很好。 Looks real good.
我还没说完，但告诉我那是什么样子。 Now, I'm not done, but tell me what that looks like.
我看起来像是被人打了脸，我们试图用粉末掩盖。 It looks like I was punched in the face, and we tried to cover it up with powder.
但我还没说完。我们可以给它补上妆。 But I'm not done yet. We could put some makeup on it.
不,波利。请不要。 Don't, Polly. Please, don't.
别想把我变成我不可能成为的人。 Don't try to make me into something I can't be.
上帝不允许有人做什么来帮助你。 God forbid someone did something to help you.
我想我什么都有了。 I think I've got everything.
如果没有，我可以在下次拜访你的时候得到它。 If not, I can get it next time I visit you.
爸爸会从乡下开车过来。 Dad will be driving in from the country.
如果他打电话来，你能告诉他1点在餐厅见我吗? If he should call, can you tell him to meet me at the restaurant at 1:00?
我该怎么告诉他我为什么要搬出去，妈妈? What should I tell him about why I'm moving out, Mom?
真相总是美好的。 The truth is always nice.
确定。 Sure.
等一下。我的衣柜里有你的一条裤子和一件衬衫。 Wait a minute. I've got a pair of pants and a blouse of yours in the closet.
那你为什么不把它留在那? Well, why don't you just leave it there?
让我们有了目标。 Kind of gives us something to aim for.
这太蠢了，你知道吗? This is really dumb, you know?
你告诉我。 You're telling me.
我不会放弃你的。 I'm not letting up on you.
我会永远追着你。 I'm gonna keep after you forever.
我是说，总有一天我会搬回来，即使我已经83岁了。 I mean, I'm gonna move back here one day, even if I'm 83 years old.
更好的调用。 Better call first.
你永远不知道我在做什么。 You never know what I'm doing.
下周末见? See you next weekend?
确定。 Sure.
波利。 Polly.
等我长大了……我想像你一样。 When I grow up... I wanna be just like you.
她在哪里呢?她在家吗?她没事吧? Where is she? Is she at home? Is she all right?
再见,吉米。 Goodbye, Jimmy.
你要去哪里?波利?等一下。 Where are you going? Polly? Wait a minute.
格鲁吉亚? Georgia?
格鲁吉亚。 Georgia.
哦，那太好了。 Oh, well, that's just terrific.
这是美丽的。 That's beautiful.
你是哪个级别的，中量级还是轻量级? What division are you in, middleweight or lightweight?
里面有一整块莎莉咖啡蛋糕给你。 There's an entire Sara Lee coffee cake in there for you.
把它放在你的眼睛上。比牛排便宜。 Put it on your eye. It's cheaper than steak.
你想自杀吗，乔治娅，一次一个角色? You trying to commit suicide, Georgia, one feature at a time?
她还爱我，吉米。 She still loves me, Jimmy.
不管我做什么，这孩子…他仍然爱着我。 No matter what I seem to do, the kid... still comes up loving me.
她当然喜欢。我们都有。 Of course she does. We all do.
为什么?只是…告诉我为什么? Why? Just... tell me why?
因为你是特别的。 'Cause you're special.
疯狂、疯狂、恶心但特别。 Crazy, lunatic, disgusting but special.
不。 No.
特别的人值得被爱。 And special people deserve to be loved.
——坐下来。-我想消肿。 - Sit down. - I wanna get that swelling down.
是谁决定她要离开的? Who decided she wasn't gonna stay anymore?
我。你认为我错了? Me. You think I was wrong?
我一直认为你错了。 I always think you're wrong.
这只眼睛让我很紧张。 This eye is making me very nervous.
我认为你应该去看医生。 I think you ought to see a doctor.
我已经接受过治疗了 I already had medical attention.
当我在地上的时候，一只狗舔了我。 A dog licked me while I was on the ground.
天啊，你太差劲了。 Oh, God, you are terrible.
等我告诉托比再说。 Wait till I tell Toby.
我过几分钟再打给她。 I'll call her in a few minutes.
也许我们可以一起吃午饭。 Oh, maybe we can all have lunch together.
只要我们三个能一起吃顿午饭全世界都可以去死。 The whole world could go to hell as long as the three of us can have lunch together.
我甚至在天堂订了一张小桌子。 I even reserved a nice little table in heaven.
当然,意大利。 Italian, of course.